Jello Biafra's Ad For Mayor

My address is 977 Geutro'

My occupation is vocalist for Dead Kennedys rock punk group.

My age is not a day ovever 35

My qualifications for office are: I don't want to see San
Francisco's spirit muzzled in the name of law and order and tourist dollars.
I will ban automobiles, legalize squatting in unoccupied buildings, auction off all high city government positions, clean up Market street by requiring all Down-Town Business men to wear clown suits and tear down Pier 39.

Police officers shoud be required to run for election.

The neighbourhoods they patrol would vote yes or no.

I will ease tension in the city by erecting staues of Dan White throughout town.

The Parks Department will sell eggs, stones and tomatoes to throw at them.

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