COMPANY:
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat!
Rum Tum Tugger:
If you offer me pheasant I’d rather have grouse
If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat
If you put me in a flat than I’d rather have a house
If you set me on a mouse then I only want a rat
If you set me on a rat then I’d rather have a mouse
COMPANY:
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat!
Rum Tum Tugger:
And there isn’t any call for me to shout it
COMPANY:
For he will do as he do do
Rum Tum Tugger:
And there’s no doing anything about it
Mistoffelees:
The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore
Rum Tum Tugger:
When you let me in, then I want to go out
I’m always on the wrong side of every door
As soon as I get home then I like to get about
I like to lie in a bureau drawer
But I make such a fuss if I can’t get out
COMPANY:
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
Rum Tum Tugger:
And it isn’t any use for you to doubt it
COMPANY:
For he will do as he do do
Rum Tum Tugger:
And there’s no doing anything about it
Bombalurina:
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast
Rum Tum Tugger:
My disobliging ways are a matter of habit
If you offer me fish then I always want a feast
When there isn’t any fish then I won’t eat a rabbit
If you offer me cream then I’ll sniff and sneer
For I only like what I find for myself
So you’ll catch me in it right up to my ears
If you put away on a larder shelf
COMPANY:
The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing
The Rum Tum Tugger
Rum Tum Tugger:
Doesn’t care for a cuddle
But I’ll leap in your lap in the middle of your sewing
For there’s nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle
COMPANY:
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
Rum Tum Tugger:
And there isn’t any need for me to spout it
COMPANY:
For he will do as he do do
Rum Tum Tugger:
And there’s no doing anything about it!
