> > A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding >night, > > she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He >climbs > > in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I know dis you > > firs time > > and you bery frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do > > anyting > > you want. What you want?" "I want numma 69" she replies. He looks at her > > very puzzled and says, "You want..., Beef with Broccoli?