Commentators say it all!
New Zealand Rugby Commentator- "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator- "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
Ron Atkinson- "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the premiership, but there are none better."
Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977- "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."
Metro Radio- "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field "
David Acfield- "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer."
Stuart Hall- Radio 5 live- "What will you do when you leave football Jack? Will you stay in football?"
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics- "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator- "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
US PGA Commentator- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
True Story- A female news anchor who, the day after it was suppose to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too because they were all laughing so hard!
Those brilliant British commentators!
“And here’s Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago” (David Coleman)
“Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs” (David Coleman)
“We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite” (Murray Walker)
“After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals: “We didn’t underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought” (Bobby Robson)
“And with an alphabetical irony, Nigeria follows New Zealand” (David Coleman)
On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy: “It was like being in a foreign country” (Ian Rush)
Jimmy Hill: “Don’t sit on the fence Terry. What chance do you think Germany has of getting through? Terry Venables: “I think it’s 50-50.”
“We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalised” (Ian McNail)
“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body” (Winston Bennett)
I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat” (Ron Atkinson)
“I was in a no-win situation, so I’m glad that I won rather than lost” (Frank Bruno)
“There’s going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes.” (David Coleman)
“There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people” (David Coleman)
“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical” (Murray Walker)
“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel” (Stuart Pearce)
“She’s not Ben Johnson - but then who is?” (David Coleman)
“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father” (Greg Norman)
“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious” (Alan Minter)
“The Port Elizabeth ground is more of a circle than an oval. It’s long and square” (Trevor Bailey)
“The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball” (John Francombe)
“Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running” (Ron Pickering)
“Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers” (Murray Walker)
“Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales” (Ron Greenwood)
“A brain Scan revealed that Andrew Caddick is not suffering from stress fracture of the shin” (Jo Sheldon)
“The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation” (Ron Pickering)
“That’s inches away from being millimetre perfect” (Ted Lowe)
“Bobby Gould thinks I’m trying to stab him in the back. In fact I’m right behind him” (Stuart Pearson)
“I’ll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right” (Marlon Starling)
“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again” (Terry Venables)
“I can’t tell who’s leading - It’s either Oxford or Cambridge” (John Snagge - Boat Race)
