Checks are Gay

I've thought through this and come to a conclusion...MEN WHO WRITE CHECKS ARE GAY GAY MEN!!! I'm not talking about writing checks to pay your bills, or buying stuff through the mail. This is what the evil people at the bank designed checks for. It also excludes the guy who carries around that one wrinkle old check numbered 101, he took out of his wife's check book back in 1982 for emergency use. I'm talking about the ones who walk into....oooh I don't know ....Circuit City "per say"..and buy a $2.99 single and whips out the old check book. Its enough to make any cashier cringe. There is absolutely no reason for anyone let alone a man to write a check for this, as long as there is the wonderful invention of the check card at there availability. Women have this biologically inborn attraction to the "check" and for some reason are unable to resist its power. The male, however, is a naturally lazy creature and peruses the easiest way possible to perform each  given task in life. Writing a check takes waaaay too much time and effort, and any self respecting man would pass on the purchase, rather than invest the time it takes to fill out, date, and sign the dreaded check. Therefore any man who consistently writes checks can be legally conceived to be a gay gay man. (the remarks of Bobbychez are in now way meant to offend, insult or demean the gay community or any gay gay man)