Nothing good can come from a page with a title like this. Really, this is just a page of quotes that I like and have taken some inspiration from.
Have your ticket? Let's begin, shall we?
"Liberty is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.": George Orwel, Animal Farm
"I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.": Chumbawumba, "Tubthumping" (yeah, I know it's bad)
"When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.": The first line of The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka.
"If you're a snake, you can't wear a vest.": I think that's something from Monty Python.
"Judge a person by the depth of his soul, not by the length of his hair.": Words of wisdom found on a teabag.
"If you mix vodka with milk of magnesia, do you get a Phillips screwdriver?": My friend Aida. She admits that she did not make that up.
"I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling.": A lyric from a country music song. I do not remember how I got this one. Or do I?
"I must get my hands on those Dragon Ballz!": Line from DBZ.
"Well, they say rubber's 90% effective.": Bruce Campbell on "Jack of All Trades."
Ha! You thought I was going to be serious!
