^1:1And it came to pass that the Great Celestrial WeeSaul was beset upon by the servant of Simon, The Anti-Anti-Crust.   ^1:2And he was called Spike.

^2:1And Spike punched the Great Celestrial WeeSaul and shouted:   ^2:2"The Universe is composed of Matter and Energy.   ^2:3Matter and Energy interact in highly complex Patterns that can be Discerned through the Observation of Sub-Patterns".

^3:1The WeeSaul cried out in confoundment: "Huh?"

^4:1"One Fourty Two" said Spike.   ^4:2"One Forty TWO".   ^4:3And thusly he threw tarot cards in the Great Celestrial WeeSaul's countenance.

^5:1WeeSaul prayed forcefully for deliverance and punishment of His tormentor,   ^5:2and thusly Spike became married and found himself in a salaried position.

^6:1And thusly the Great Celestrial WeeSaul and Spike went to the mall,   ^6:2and They made snide remarks.

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