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Flavour of the Week

Week of August 25^th

For those of you who haven't been included in the Flavour of the Week Mailing, this is especially for you, dammit and you will like it. So spoke the Great Celestrial WeeSaul.

Yep, another week and...

I'm rescheduling the date of the mailing...

Seems as if folks thought I was far too wordy with the answer to the question asked of me. So, this week I shall try to be less wordy...

The question comes from someone whom I shall just refer to as Ms. NebbiePants and goes as follows:

"Why don't you like the Kyoto Protocol?"

Well, first of all for some reason it reminds me of Yoko Ono whom I prefer not to think of on a regular basis. Secondly, the labeling of carbon dioxide as a hazardous material that should be regulated in only certain countries (I think everyone on this mailing list would fall into this category) and not *ALL* countries is a form of Marxism (the redistribution of wealth and such). Thirdly, everytime a mammal breathes, guess what? Carbon dioxide spews forth from their face. So, one way to keep the levels of carbon dioxide down would be eliminate all physical activity by mammals (and other members of the animal kingdom). Or you could take this one step further and eliminate the polluters (i.e. anything that exhales carbon dioxide). Fourthly and thankfully the last point, most plant life will only survive if carbon dioxide is present in the atmosphere. The more there is, the happier the plants which in turn will mean more food for the starving masses. Amen...

Please address all hate mail to me personally, thank you...

And now other notes of importance...

New stories!!! See 'em all at:

https://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/tales.html

My PDA just keeps bringing forth creative pieces to take me away from things I really should be doing...

HORRORSCOPE THINGIE OF THE WEEK:

If I happen to have been a dog and a Cancer (which I actually am though I wasn't born a dog)...
If I was a "good" dog, I'd be Old Yeller...
If I was a "bad" dog, I'd be Buddy the Wonder Dog from Hee Haw...
Amazing the thingies one learns everyday...
Other signs available upon request...

CD OF THE WEEK:

"The Living End" by Hüsker Dü
Sheena is a Punk Rocker?
I did not know that...