AOL SUCKS
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Welcome to the wonderful world of AOL !
Let me introduce myself, lol.
I have been an AOL user for a long time
and just recently had my account terminated for a mail violation!
It ain't what your thinking either !!
I'm the sole owner and editor of Rube's Follies....
an online humor mailing that i use AOL email for. Thats the best thing about AOl.....its email....wait,
when it works, that is
its the only good thing !
Did I send pornography ??? nah uh !!
Can you go in an aol chatroom without your mailbox filling with porn ??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Did I send advertising ?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
All i did was send my slightly twisted humor and
interesting links to amuse my subscribers.
I fought and won !!
I can still send my mail, but I'm pissed !!
These TOS people think they are judge and jury !
HEEEEEYYYYYYY AOL....You can't touch this page.....lmao.
This page is dedicated to my loyal group....thanks for all your support
and for these graphics and to all AOL users !
TIME SERVED.......
A woman knocked on the Pearly Gates
Her face was scarred and old
She trembled and she shook with fear
She was just about to fold.
"What have you done?" St. Peter asked,
"...to gain admission here?"
"I've been a loyal AOL user, sir,
for many, many years."
The Pearly Gate swung open wide.
St. Peter rang the bell.
"Come in and choose your harp," he said,
"you've had your share of hell."
The following are the wonderful services AOL offers !
Lets take a little tour !!
Testimonial's from some of AOL's satisfied customers !!
Just try to sign on AOl using one of THEIR access numbers !
Suuuuure, if ya got 30 minutes to kill
I have friends online who have become homicidal trying to sign on....lol
It never fails....just at the crucial moment
you hear "goodbye" which means AOL has booted your ass right offline
( usually in the middle of something interesting....hmmmmm )
Then you can spend another 30 minutes trying to connect !
Once you finally get on.....your welcome screen ! Buy me...no Buy ME !!
and lets not forget that easy to use MENU !!
They read our mail !! They promise us images we can't view !!
They tell tell us "Mail is not available at this time, please try again later."
Don't even think about sending more than 50 letters !
This one is self-explanatory!
Imagine being able to join a chatroom and meet new and fascinating people....hah !
Oh yeah.....a few wavs to play in the chatrooms.
