Blind date with a chancer we had
oysters and dry lancers and the check when it arrived
we went dutch dutch dutch dutch
a redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash
and this emory board is giving ne rash
I am flat out, you're so beautiful to look at when you cry
freeze don't move you've been chosen as an extra
in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life
A shady lane everybody wants one
a shady lane everybody needs one
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, oh his god, oh her god, oh your god
it's everybody's god, it's everybody's god, it's everybody's god, it's everybody's god
the world's collide but all that I want is a shady lane
Glance don't stare
Soon you're being told to recognize your heirs
No, not me, i'm a island of such great complexity
distress surrounds the muddy peacful center of this town
tell me off, in the hotel lobby
right in front of all the bellboys
and the over friendly concierge
A shady lane everybody wants one
a shady lane everybody needs one
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, oh his god, oh her god, oh your god
it's everybody's god, it's everybody's god, it's everybody's god, it's everybody's god
the world's collide but all that I want is a shady lane
