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AND NOW, WEB PRIESTESS SARAH’S OWN VERSION OF “THINGS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH/SNICKER ON A VERY BAD DAY”

*All the Spung in the universe doing the Electric Slide
*All the Spung of the universe suddenly realizing that all they ever wanted to do was the Macarena (there ya go, Leah!)
*The Christa suddenly realizing that all it ever wanted to do was the Indy 500 in 2.13 minutes
*Harlen suddenly realizing that all he’s ever REALLY wanted to do was sing
*Harlen getting the lead role in “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat”
*Rosie dressed as Sailormercury (In Japan, the sailors names are all ONE word, people!)
*Cat dressed as Sailorsaturn
*Bova dressed as Sailoruranus
*Kristian Ayre dressed as Tuxedo Kamen (we WISH)
*Anyone remember the show “Round House?”
*Large killer muffins attacking the Infocore
*Large killer muffins attacking Radu
*Large killer Radus attacking muffins
*Large killer muffins doing the macarena with Radu
*For no reason, at any random time...thigh masters appear and weld themselves to the outside of the ship
*For no reason, at any random time...Suzee appears and spraypaints people’s foreheads
*Commander Goddard using the intercall at 3 a.m. to sing his favorite James Taylor songs
*Ms. Davenport using the intercall at 4 a.m. to announce that she’s going for a midnight snack
*Harlen using the intercall at 5 a.m. to announce that he wants to talk to the crew, because he just had a nightmare and can’t get back to sleep
*Radu using the intercall at 5:30 a.m, then immediately forgetting what he wanted to say
*Radu using the intercall at 5:32 a.m. to sing his favorite James Taylor songs
*Cat, Harlen and Bova watching reruns of “Happy Days”
*Cat, Harlen and Bova watching the rerun of “Happy Days,” in which Malph, Potsie and Richie do the macarena
*Cat, Harlen and Bova using the intercall at 5:50 a.m. to announce that they all have to go to the bathroom
*Harlen proposing to Ms. Davenport while singing, “Why Do Birds Appear Every Time You Are Near?”
*The Commander proposing to Suzee while singing, “YMCA.”
*Radu proposing to Rosie while doing the macarena
*Rosie proposing to Warlord Shank while doing the Train
*Warlord Shank proposing to the Commander while waxing his pink Chevrolet Malibu with the sunroof and CD player (I have a Chevy Malibu..I call it my Barbie Malibu!)
*Radu running out of shampoo
*Bova running out of toothpaste
*Harlen running out of scented oil bath beads and Lanolin-Tea Leaves lotion
*Suzee running out of Nair
*Catalina running out of Biore strips
*Rosie running out of Grecian Formula products
*Ms. Davenport running out of soap-on-a-rope
*The Commander running out of yellow body puff-scrubs
*Thelma running out of band-aids
*The whole crew doing the Electric Slide in spandex
*Commander Goddard doing cartwheels down the hallway in his bathrobe and purple boxers
*Catalina doing cartwheels down the hallway in HER bathrobe and purple boxers
*Ms. Davenport doing cartwheels down the hallway...in the Commander’s bathrobe and purple boxers
*Carnivorous Gizbot drones doing the Electric Slide
*Carnivorous Elmira drones doing the Electric Slide
*Sailors Moon, Mercury and Mars meeting the crew on the Christa’s sister ship, three minutes before it explodes
*Rosie filling in for Sailorchibimoon on any given day
*Radu filling in for Space Ghost on any given day
*The entire crew falling through a dimensional rip....
*...and meeting the crew from the pilot episode.
*Radu laughing at pilot-Radu’s ears
*Rosie laughing at pilot-Rosie’s hair
*Harlen punching pilot-Harlen in the face
*Commander Goddard demanding that pilot-Commander Goddard go “Clean yourself up! For god’s sake at least SHAVE, man!”
*Pilot-Davenport getting jealous of Davenport’s hair
*Catalina telling pilot-Catalina that she looks “trashy”
*Pilot-Catalina agreeing
*The crew and the pilot-crew doing the macarena together
*The pilot-crew doing the Train in yellow polyester bellbottoms
*The crew and the pilot-crew doing the Electric Slide
*Commander Goddard making everyone listen to his story-telling skills in a special one-hour daily session called “Magic Carpet Time”
*Commander Goddard dubbing the voice for “I Am Weasel”
*Commander Goddard singing “Material Girl” while dancing on the galley table at lunch
*Ms. Davenport singing “It’s Been a hard Day’s Night” during class