AND NOW, WEB PRIESTESS SARAH’S OWN VERSION OF “THINGS TO
MAKE YOU LAUGH/SNICKER ON A VERY BAD DAY”
- *All the Spung in the universe doing the Electric Slide
- *All the Spung of the universe suddenly realizing that all they ever wanted to do was the
Macarena (there ya go, Leah!)
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*The Christa suddenly realizing that all it ever wanted to do was the Indy 500 in 2.13 minutes
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*Harlen suddenly realizing that all he’s ever REALLY wanted to do was sing
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*Harlen getting the lead role in “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat”
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*Rosie dressed as Sailormercury (In Japan, the sailors names are all ONE word, people!)
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*Cat dressed as Sailorsaturn
- *Bova dressed as Sailoruranus
- *Kristian Ayre dressed as Tuxedo Kamen (we WISH)
- *Anyone remember the show “Round House?”
- *Large killer muffins attacking the Infocore
- *Large killer muffins attacking Radu
- *Large killer Radus attacking muffins
- *Large killer muffins doing the macarena with Radu
- *For no reason, at any random time...thigh masters appear and weld themselves to the outside of
the ship
- *For no reason, at any random time...Suzee appears and spraypaints people’s foreheads
- *Commander Goddard using the intercall at 3 a.m. to sing his favorite James Taylor songs
- *Ms. Davenport using the intercall at 4 a.m. to announce that she’s going for a midnight snack
- *Harlen using the intercall at 5 a.m. to announce that he wants to talk to the crew, because he just
had a nightmare and can’t get back to sleep
- *Radu using the intercall at 5:30 a.m, then immediately forgetting what he wanted to say
- *Radu using the intercall at 5:32 a.m. to sing his favorite James Taylor songs
- *Cat, Harlen and Bova watching reruns of “Happy Days”
- *Cat, Harlen and Bova watching the rerun of “Happy Days,” in which Malph, Potsie and Richie
do the macarena
- *Cat, Harlen and Bova using the intercall at 5:50 a.m. to announce that they all have to go to the
bathroom
- *Harlen proposing to Ms. Davenport while singing, “Why Do Birds Appear Every Time You Are
Near?”
- *The Commander proposing to Suzee while singing, “YMCA.”
- *Radu proposing to Rosie while doing the macarena
- *Rosie proposing to Warlord Shank while doing the Train
- *Warlord Shank proposing to the Commander while waxing his pink Chevrolet Malibu with the
sunroof and CD player (I have a Chevy Malibu..I call it my Barbie Malibu!)
- *Radu running out of shampoo
- *Bova running out of toothpaste
- *Harlen running out of scented oil bath beads and Lanolin-Tea Leaves lotion
- *Suzee running out of Nair
- *Catalina running out of Biore strips
- *Rosie running out of Grecian Formula products
- *Ms. Davenport running out of soap-on-a-rope
- *The Commander running out of yellow body puff-scrubs
- *Thelma running out of band-aids
- *The whole crew doing the Electric Slide in spandex
- *Commander Goddard doing cartwheels down the hallway in his bathrobe and purple boxers
- *Catalina doing cartwheels down the hallway in HER bathrobe and purple boxers
- *Ms. Davenport doing cartwheels down the hallway...in the Commander’s bathrobe and purple
boxers
- *Carnivorous Gizbot drones doing the Electric Slide
- *Carnivorous Elmira drones doing the Electric Slide
- *Sailors Moon, Mercury and Mars meeting the crew on the Christa’s sister ship, three minutes
before it explodes
- *Rosie filling in for Sailorchibimoon on any given day
- *Radu filling in for Space Ghost on any given day
- *The entire crew falling through a dimensional rip....
- *...and meeting the crew from the pilot episode.
- *Radu laughing at pilot-Radu’s ears
- *Rosie laughing at pilot-Rosie’s hair
- *Harlen punching pilot-Harlen in the face
- *Commander Goddard demanding that pilot-Commander Goddard go “Clean yourself up! For
god’s sake at least SHAVE, man!”
- *Pilot-Davenport getting jealous of Davenport’s hair
- *Catalina telling pilot-Catalina that she looks “trashy”
- *Pilot-Catalina agreeing
- *The crew and the pilot-crew doing the macarena together
- *The pilot-crew doing the Train in yellow polyester bellbottoms
- *The crew and the pilot-crew doing the Electric Slide
- *Commander Goddard making everyone listen to his story-telling skills in a special one-hour daily
session called “Magic Carpet Time”
- *Commander Goddard dubbing the voice for “I Am Weasel”
- *Commander Goddard singing “Material Girl” while dancing on the galley table at lunch
- *Ms. Davenport singing “It’s Been a hard Day’s Night” during class