Chorus:
Fuck Ben Weasel, if you would
That dickhead ain't no good
Sayin' shit 'bout all the bands,
Notorious bitch throughout the lands,
Someone better set him straight,
Shoulda been killed by Heaven's Gate,
Former band no longer good,
If I don't stop him, someone should,
It's the Devil in which I'll tell,
Fry that fucker's ass in hell!
Repeat chorus 3x
*conka deyla soy is German for "cancer stick throat"
Philly chaos punx- punkin' power!
Philly chaos punx- drunkin' sour!
The Philly chaos punx know the rules
Dirty and grubby, punk rock ghouls
You are aware of their secret squat
They say drink piss, choke, and rot.
Chorus again!
The Philly chaos punk, always around
We rule the streets at night downtown
People try to stop us, it ain't no use
We'll kick down with our Doc Marten boots.
Chorus