Charlie: That’s cause it sticks out bigger.

Bluebomb: I’ll be SO loaded when the librarian pays me! Wait….no! $25 I mean!

Charlie: This sounds dirty, but u make a hole and blow

Patrick: well, how many things do YOU know of that shoot up? I mean by themselves….and wet…..as in under water.

Bluebomb: I can do Ms. Camphouse too. She’s so easy!

kiwi loves tom: it's expensive to be a senior

Charlie: My mouth tastes all woody.

Billie: I'm gonna have fun with tit.

Leprechaun: Just rotate it until it fits.

Charlie: Oh damnation! It hardened on my hand.

Bluebomb: I COULD me doing worse things with my hand.

Charlie: I’ll put it in the turtles-..nevermind.

Jasmin: wow, I can actually control it now.

Billie: your thing is poking me in the nase.

Charlie: Quit spanking me with your shell!

Vicky: That looks like a HUGE taco.

Cermak: I tackled guys the best in 8th grade.

Charlie: When you get home, handy me.

Jasmin: That’s not fair! His is bigger!

Charlie: There used to be a tube in there.

Patrick: They combine together to be hard bone.

Jasmin: Give him his pencil back!

Leprechaun: It’s weird, biting into something and expecting a cream filling.

Cermak: Don’t touch me there only 18 guys have been allowed to touch me there.

Nyell: It’s ok, Bambie can spank me there.

Bambie: My stick is falling!

Bambie: I can’t bite it!

Charlie: Eew, Im sticky.

Billie: I’m working on this apple.

Bambie: These nuts are hard.

Bambie: There’s nuts all over me!

Shawn: What are you biting at?

Billie: I don’t do people.

Billie: It was a little nut sticking out.

Charlie: you thought YOUR stem was big…

Charlie: Ugh, my hands are filthy, they’ve been in so many bad places today.

Shawn: I probably can't be gay either because I'd lose control too.

Billie’s mom: Take off your pants, I want to see.

Chip: Your green ball mafia is getting spanked!

Adam: Hey Cassie, I paid you, right?

Bluebomb: It’s all hot, you know?

Bobby: My hands are sticky.

Bobby: Wow, this is a really long tube.

Bluebomb: Magical wood!

Bluebomb: I’m going under...I must get the pencil.

Bluebomb: Rotating...rotating...rotating....

Bluebomb: It involves french fries, that’s all i’ll say.

Bluebomb: Ms. Rother gave it to me.

Bluebomb: I was born a guy.

Bluebomb: The librarian just isn’t doing it for me.

Cermak: It hurts when you do it, you do it hard.

Jasmin: In the mouth, not on the shirt.

Charlie’s mom: you have to blow it.

Liz: If you don’t like it, get out!

Liz: Halie Bari is so hot!

Leprechaun: Stephen, put pressure on Matt, I wanna play.

Bluebomb: There’s a bow on your candycane!

Jasmin: My bow and Shawn’s bow never broke when we use to fight.

Holly: Why is it so big???

Charlie: Just imagine what I can do with four hands.

Smurf: I was doing it in class too!

Marissa: Seth, thanks for and hour and a half of entertainment.

Roni: Sarah, quit putting your shit in my hole!

Nyell: I was holding Joe’s wood the other day.

Mona: it was a HUGE log, too

Charlie: That’s gonna be one sticky reindeer when you’re done with it.

Billie: I’m sleeping on a mermaid.

Bluebomb: You have the magic touch, you do it.

Bluebomb: I’m do-able!

Bluebomb: I need to practice on someone... i mean with someone.

Billie: He’s not big enough yet.

Bluebomb: Scott is ‘uge.

Patrick: Tim’s like the energizer bunny....he keeps blowing...and blowing...and blowing.

Tim: Oh come on, I already had to blow nasty stuff.

Tim: I’m so not blowing that one.

Amy: Blow it to get all the water out.

Bobby: I just licked myself.

Charlie: On Liz? Yum.

Bluebomb: Hehe mom gave me fudge.

Bluebomb: I want to see ham in action.

Billie: Should we go into the bathroom to do it?

Billie: Why do I have this little stick here?

Charlie: You gotta rub it on the ham first.

Jay: Push me Cuevas, push me!

Cermak: You should tell me before you stick it in my mouth.

Leprechaun: You pushed my buttons!

Leprechaun: I thought you said you weren’t good! ^moans^

Leprechaun: Ladies, will you move so I can fit?

Brad: You gotta stick the lolly pop in pretty damned far....

Bluebomb: I LOOK easy.

Bluebomb: I did it with my hands this time.

Leprechaun: Do you “work” when I do it?

Bluebomb: It tastes better without the white stuff.

Sarah: It’s too much pressure!

Marissa: Everyone look at my chest!

Cermak: Hurry! This hurts cause its a bad position!

Raegan: I'm gonna blow you again, okay?

Leprechaun: I have things to see, people to do.

Liz: Cermak has a nice ass - love, Liz.

Eryn: Just put your mouth over it and blow.

Bluebomb: hehe my mom gave me fudge.

Tommy: Screw felt! It feels funny.

Patrick: It gets long and hard.

Charlie: Can we use your bedroom after dinner?

Charlie's mom: Do you do it to eachother?

Leprechaun: I’m still sore from last night.

Tink: What can I stick in there?

Bluebomb: I must still be hard from last night.

Charlie’s mom: Try not to touch my wood with that.

Charlie: I like to swallow!

Charlie: Thumb me!

Charlie: Sam’s on my pinky.

Charlie: I have two men on my hands...

Billie: Santa wasn’t jacking off...he likes to keep his suit RED like a good little commie.

Billie: Sam’s hat is jacking off too!

Charlie: You’ve been washing your face with sperm again!!

Charlie: We get to play with our fingers in the dark all the way to the TV place!!

Sarah: I had him twice the other day.

Patrick: Blow it, Dexter, harder! Harder!

Patrick: You have to ask Dexter how to blow it.

Charlie: Take the pole out!

Kenny: I have green balls.

Jasmin: Are you sucking dick? Sweetie, don’t do that, that’s dirty.

Jasmin: There’s white stuff all over the place!

Bluebomb: I’d rather make out with myself than Britney.

Charlie: Oh yeah, I do that to my washing machine all the time.

Charlie: Bozo will be harder, he’s wedged.

Patrick: Why are you spraying white stuff on Kathleen?

Jasmin: Get your bow away from my ass.

Charlie’s mom: I don’t like messing up my wood in the kitchen, next time I have to do it in the bathroom.

Charlie: Gorilla with a stick! YUM.

Gabby: I have pictures to show how good it was.

Bluebomb: Ouch! My candycane!

Billie: Eww, now my face is sticky.

Billie: I just gave myself a hickey trying to get the boobs off.

Liz: Oh wow, the lubrication squeeks.

Liz: Look, he’s playing with his sword again.

Jordan: Look, she shed, pretty soon she’ll start liking guys and growing hair in funny places.

Bluebomb: Look at Kathleen’s boobs!

Leprechaun: The sword is a very important part of being a gentleman.

Leprechaun: Harder!

CMG: Viva la wool!

CMG: Ah, you like 'em big.

Charlie's mom: When I do the dog, I do her with love.

Charlie's dad Don't step on my hose when I'm spraying.

CMG: There's so much more fun things to do with sheep.

Leprechaun: I'm not physically equiped to do that.

Doug: Senor Morgan....you are well rounded, aren't you?

Liz: You got it to stay!?

Bluebomb: It's times like these when I wish I had a long sticky tongue.

Charlie: You gotta squeeze it really hard if you want it to come out...or else it gets too hard.

Bluebomb: I thought about her in the shower.

CMG: Did he try to put his willy in the hole in the popcorn box?

Charlie's mom: Mean people suck...but nice people swallow! HAHA

Vicki: When you suck it, it just feels right.

Charlie: I gotta go studyish..testies.