Liz: Fuck my God!
Billie: Damnit, I lost my sock.
Liz: I shouldnt’ hold my drink while I drink.
Bluebomb: My kids won’t be gay, its not heriditary.
Bluebomb: I’m gay I’m gay I’m gay I’m gay I’m gay.
Patrick: You are such a waste of life.
Bobby: My blood tastes like gatorade.
Cermak: Really Bobby, you have to stop drinking your blood, that’s just crazy.
Jasmin: God! Sometimes you two act like a couple of jujubes! I swear to Buddha!
Charlie: It looks like a marshmallow giving birth.
Liz: She’s trying to be Muslim, leave her alone.
Charlie: I got lost in a tortilla village!!
Matt: My breath smells like cat food.
Patrick: Stop jelloing me!
Patrick: You couldn’t draw a straight line if you had a ruler.
Patrick: Well, you annoy me but do I burn you??
Charlie: I knew it, you're related to pinocchio.
Carrie: I have a watering partner
Bluebomb: Am I white yet, mommy?
Charlie: I will slap you with a wet turban.
Bluebomb: A fetus is IMing me.
Charlie: They can’t take them (turbans) off or else God will piss on them!
Billie: I got baby food in my hair…
Jasmin: Don’t flare your nostrils at me, pig.
Jasmin: Shut up, Bhudda.
Taco: Just tell her you’re the chick who works with my dad’s……father.
Charlie: That’s sad we’re the last ones out of the classroom…even the teacher beat us out.
Charlie: Un-crucify yourself!
Billie: You can’t see languages, just like you can’t taste colours.
Charlie: I got Hispanic on my pants.
Shawn: I feed my babies blood.
Charlie: It was cold today-ICECREAM!
Cermak: Then the train stopped ON the tracks…
Charlie: He was such a cute little bear cube.
Charlie: And here’s the confederates and the union getting jiggy around the nucleus and the indians getting left in the bloodshed.
Charlie: What are you doing? Quit taking biological notes on me like a psychologist!
Charlie: I’m not black, yo. You betta watch yo back for me and the sistas, yo.
Charlie: Que el fuck.
Justine: YOU have to start studying, woman.
Tabatha: This smells just like blue.
Patrick: You LOOK like a salad!
Jasmin: Im not communist!….yes I am, I LIKE RED! I LIKE RED!
Charlie: I’m an Arabic jug dancer!
Billie: Would you mind not wrapping toilet paper around me?
Bluebomb: I’m prettier than her, that’s just sad.
Carrie: I've been here for 6 hours 27 min and 20 sex.
Charlie: I hear snow.
Charlie: Oh, he’s African, that explains it all.
Charlie: I wanted to be a candycane.
Charlie: Just the regular foxy channel.
Charlie: Yo, yo Bo Peep’s my name, Mary J.
Charlie’s dad: Come on woman, are you gonna let a CACTUS be faster than you??
Billie: Did you squeak?
Charlie: Murder in the snow? Poor reindeer.
Charlie: Those clouds look ironed.
Charlie: I thought I heard a dish.
Charlie: If I were a slave, I’d pick some cotton.
Charlie: That’s funny, I can go fishing through your bag.
Charlie’s mom: It smells like drugs in here....
Billie: I got drunk on the spaceship game.
Charlie: I smell Christmas!
Billie: Damnit! My bag is full of flowers.
Billie: I’m determined to get a bean in the window.
Billie: I want some santa flesh...
Charlie: Mexico kicked my ass.
Bluebomb: I was kicked by Mexico’s ass.
Bluebomb: Help me, I’m being pencil raped.
Charlie’s dad: Well, you aren’t supposed to breathe apples.
Billie: You had sex with a porcupine?
Charlie’s mom: Patricia, why are you so stupid?
Charlie: Leave me stop!
Bluebomb: I can’t sock.
Rachel: What is it with you and my mom, you and dead babies, and you and my dad??
Charlie: Now, now children, no need for kung fu.
Charlie: Dude! I stamped your cheese!
Bubba: That’s cause I have shit in my mouth.
Liz: Hang on a minute, I’m being tied.
Billie: She’s going pee in Mr. Roger’s room?
Bluebomb: I’m a magical bunny!
Bluebomb: You can’t wear that! You’re not a butterfly!
Bluebomb: I’m drunker than a flying praying mantis.
Billie: Condom racing, go!
Charlie: My condom is second fastest!
Bluebomb: I inhaled the dog from full house....and the twins.
Smurf: I'm feeling fruity today.
Jasmin: Did you just say "jigga-what" ? Are you black?
Carrie: How can you get worse? You made a fetus a slut.
Bobby: I’ve always had this fixation with religious headware.
Charlie: No more circumcising hot dogs at lunch!
Blonde girl at PV: He is so racist! He said all blondes were dumb.
Charlie: Oh my god...I saw my nails and I thought I was in wonderland!!
Billie: Charlie’s threatening to slap Harry Potter with a wet tuna...in a vampire voice.
Billie: Oh yeah...go snowflake yourself.
Charlie: See my mom gave me pills that looked like African-American sperm.
Billie: We need to go see stolen lawn knomes and hot guy and then...other stuff.
Billie’s mom: I can’t find Jesus!
Charlie: I’m gonna eat my sperm.
Jasmin: ^shrieks^ Fuck me in ten different ways! I hate you assholes.
Bluebomb: assmaster=bored
Billie: I need a bitch.
Cermak: It’s called a breast, are you afraid to say it?
Bubba: All guys have penis’.
Bluebomb: I love you, miss pencil.
Bluebomb: My laugh changed and I’m pinky. I don’t get it.
Bluebomb: That looks like sex upside down.
Mona: Well im off to wipe his butt
Mona: Have fun and think of me knee-deep in poop.
Days of Recollection Slogan: Brb, soul opening.
John (CMG): And bluebomb's gay? That explains a lot.
Charlie: Bye! Where am I going?
Charlie: I’m a little tiki, short and stout, here is my ...hand carved arm, here is my...hand carved snout. When you tip me over, then I shout! tip me over and...ooh this isnt working.
Charlie: Funny little red creatures of habit.
Charlie: If you think Roger Rabbit is hot I’ll casterate you.
Charlie: Tom dosen’t grow beards, I believe that’s the pelican’s job.
Charlie: They seek to eat pinichios for every meal, they can’t eat pelicans cause they bite.
Charlie: Dude...there’s a Mexican in my bookshelf.
Charlie: Yeeeah and he wants to hop borders with me and my pelican...
Charlie: Mmm...tomorrow.
Charlie: There BETTER not be anymore of those nasty horn pipes in there.
Carrie: Go hop to Australia.
Charlie: NO! Mushu Pork for $5.99 at Broadway and Ina.
Phil:I think I just scratched my butt with toothpaste.
Phil:You can't see colors in the dark.
Phil: I think the refrigerator just moved.
Phil: Don't sleep with me, I fart too much.
Aaron: See, there is this guy named Foucault...
Liz: Don’t you flip YOUR pancakes with a flyswatter?
Tyler: {silence} There’s a snake in my boot!
Jasmin: You call ME Hitler? I can see you killing a Jew.
Jasmin: I am madam Fifi, you can’t step on my coat.
Patrick: Maybe now I should announce that AI is my lover.
Bluebomb: Hehe shaking...like a little kitten.
Pat: And Portugal, don’t forget Portugal, they sent ‘em lots of tortillas.
Patrick: Never bet on a fetus again.
Bobby: If they’re gummy, I’ll eat them.
Bluebomb: Babies pop like bubblewrap.
Mr. A: Well don’t go anywhere without any clothes on.
Leprechaun: What? I’m SO not jigging.
Carrie: Go Kathleen’s lungs!
Bluebomb: Sarah, Liz, what’s the difference? They’re both Asian.
Charlie: Well if you were a virus, wouldn’t you carry a blender with you?
Billie: I think YOU need to be removed from society.
Billie's mom: It's 4:20!
Billie's mom: Don't you like being high, Kathleen?
Bobby: If I was a hermaphrodite, I'd do nothing but sit around all day and fucking myself.
Carrie: Hey,you're white!
Charlie: That's funny...you're white and I'm black.
Chris: He forgot...cause of the opium.
Billie's dad: What ever made Darth Vader want to have kids?
Jasmin: I'm gonna fail, I don't know anything about sex.
Jasmin: Ahh, hernia, thats exactly what I want to know about.
Roni: Why are you looking at a uterus?
Roni: She walks like a freakin' nazi!
Dan: Mr. Becker once made me apologize to a pigeon cause I threw a fry at it...he thinks they're all possessed and out to get him.
Charlie: Jesus beat the system!
Bluebomb: It's a long story talking about miracles and french fries.
Charlie: I want matabolism like it's going out of fashion.
Charlie: Your mom jokes don’t work on siblings.
Charlie: Knowledge is the key to potential...I think I’m missing my key.
Charlie: Blasphimic Froot Loops!
Charlie: Aye! I shall smell the sun!
Bluebomb: I don’t want these Jews!
Alex: What is that, five-sixteen or five-one-six?
Alex: Mr. Condez, this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever learned in my life, and I’ve taken theology classes!
Charlie: You’ve got AIDS, YAY!
Patrick: It’s like this one time, when I was on acid...
Sarah: Don’t insult my muslim traditions!