Chapter One: Dumbass, you say?

Liz: Fuck my God!

Billie: Damnit, I lost my sock.

Liz: I shouldnt’ hold my drink while I drink.

Bluebomb: My kids won’t be gay, its not heriditary.

Bluebomb: I’m gay I’m gay I’m gay I’m gay I’m gay.

Patrick: You are such a waste of life.

Bobby: My blood tastes like gatorade.

Cermak: Really Bobby, you have to stop drinking your blood, that’s just crazy.

Jasmin: God! Sometimes you two act like a couple of jujubes! I swear to Buddha!

Charlie: It looks like a marshmallow giving birth.

Liz: She’s trying to be Muslim, leave her alone.

Charlie: I got lost in a tortilla village!!

Matt: My breath smells like cat food.

Patrick: Stop jelloing me!

Patrick: You couldn’t draw a straight line if you had a ruler.

Patrick: Well, you annoy me but do I burn you??

Charlie: I knew it, you're related to pinocchio.

Carrie: I have a watering partner

Bluebomb: Am I white yet, mommy?

Charlie: I will slap you with a wet turban.

Bluebomb: A fetus is IMing me.

Charlie: They can’t take them (turbans) off or else God will piss on them!

Billie: I got baby food in my hair…

Jasmin: Don’t flare your nostrils at me, pig.

Jasmin: Shut up, Bhudda.

Taco: Just tell her you’re the chick who works with my dad’s……father.

Charlie: That’s sad we’re the last ones out of the classroom…even the teacher beat us out.

Charlie: Un-crucify yourself!

Billie: You can’t see languages, just like you can’t taste colours.

Charlie: I got Hispanic on my pants.

Shawn: I feed my babies blood.

Charlie: It was cold today-ICECREAM!

Cermak: Then the train stopped ON the tracks…

Charlie: He was such a cute little bear cube.

Charlie: And here’s the confederates and the union getting jiggy around the nucleus and the indians getting left in the bloodshed.

Charlie: What are you doing? Quit taking biological notes on me like a psychologist!

Charlie: I’m not black, yo. You betta watch yo back for me and the sistas, yo.

Charlie: Que el fuck.

Justine: YOU have to start studying, woman.

Tabatha: This smells just like blue.

Patrick: You LOOK like a salad!

Jasmin: Im not communist!….yes I am, I LIKE RED! I LIKE RED!

Charlie: I’m an Arabic jug dancer!

Billie: Would you mind not wrapping toilet paper around me?

Bluebomb: I’m prettier than her, that’s just sad.

Carrie: I've been here for 6 hours 27 min and 20 sex.

Charlie: I hear snow.

Charlie: Oh, he’s African, that explains it all.

Charlie: I wanted to be a candycane.

Charlie: Just the regular foxy channel.

Charlie: Yo, yo Bo Peep’s my name, Mary J.

Charlie’s dad: Come on woman, are you gonna let a CACTUS be faster than you??

Billie: Did you squeak?

Charlie: Murder in the snow? Poor reindeer.

Charlie: Those clouds look ironed.

Charlie: I thought I heard a dish.

Charlie: If I were a slave, I’d pick some cotton.

Charlie: That’s funny, I can go fishing through your bag.

Charlie’s mom: It smells like drugs in here....

Billie: I got drunk on the spaceship game.

Charlie: I smell Christmas!

Billie: Damnit! My bag is full of flowers.

Billie: I’m determined to get a bean in the window.

Billie: I want some santa flesh...

Charlie: Mexico kicked my ass.

Bluebomb: I was kicked by Mexico’s ass.

Bluebomb: Help me, I’m being pencil raped.

Charlie’s dad: Well, you aren’t supposed to breathe apples.

Billie: You had sex with a porcupine?

Charlie’s mom: Patricia, why are you so stupid?

Charlie: Leave me stop!

Bluebomb: I can’t sock.

Rachel: What is it with you and my mom, you and dead babies, and you and my dad??

Charlie: Now, now children, no need for kung fu.

Charlie: Dude! I stamped your cheese!

Bubba: That’s cause I have shit in my mouth.

Liz: Hang on a minute, I’m being tied.

Billie: She’s going pee in Mr. Roger’s room?

Bluebomb: I’m a magical bunny!

Bluebomb: You can’t wear that! You’re not a butterfly!

Bluebomb: I’m drunker than a flying praying mantis.

Billie: Condom racing, go!

Charlie: My condom is second fastest!

Bluebomb: I inhaled the dog from full house....and the twins.

Smurf: I'm feeling fruity today.

Jasmin: Did you just say "jigga-what" ? Are you black?

Carrie: How can you get worse? You made a fetus a slut.

Bobby: I’ve always had this fixation with religious headware.

Charlie: No more circumcising hot dogs at lunch!

Blonde girl at PV: He is so racist! He said all blondes were dumb.

Charlie: Oh my god...I saw my nails and I thought I was in wonderland!!

Billie: Charlie’s threatening to slap Harry Potter with a wet tuna...in a vampire voice.

Billie: Oh yeah...go snowflake yourself.

Charlie: See my mom gave me pills that looked like African-American sperm.

Billie: We need to go see stolen lawn knomes and hot guy and then...other stuff.

Billie’s mom: I can’t find Jesus!

Charlie: I’m gonna eat my sperm.

Jasmin: ^shrieks^ Fuck me in ten different ways! I hate you assholes.

Bluebomb: assmaster=bored

Billie: I need a bitch.

Cermak: It’s called a breast, are you afraid to say it?

Bubba: All guys have penis’.

Bluebomb: I love you, miss pencil.

Bluebomb: My laugh changed and I’m pinky. I don’t get it.

Bluebomb: That looks like sex upside down.

Mona: Well im off to wipe his butt

Mona: Have fun and think of me knee-deep in poop.

Days of Recollection Slogan: Brb, soul opening.

John (CMG): And bluebomb's gay? That explains a lot.

Charlie: Bye! Where am I going?

Charlie: I’m a little tiki, short and stout, here is my ...hand carved arm, here is my...hand carved snout. When you tip me over, then I shout! tip me over and...ooh this isnt working.

Charlie: Funny little red creatures of habit.

Charlie: If you think Roger Rabbit is hot I’ll casterate you.

Charlie: Tom dosen’t grow beards, I believe that’s the pelican’s job.

Charlie: They seek to eat pinichios for every meal, they can’t eat pelicans cause they bite.

Charlie: Dude...there’s a Mexican in my bookshelf.

Charlie: Yeeeah and he wants to hop borders with me and my pelican...

Charlie: Mmm...tomorrow.

Charlie: There BETTER not be anymore of those nasty horn pipes in there.

Carrie: Go hop to Australia.

Charlie: NO! Mushu Pork for $5.99 at Broadway and Ina.

Phil:I think I just scratched my butt with toothpaste.

Phil:You can't see colors in the dark.

Phil: I think the refrigerator just moved.

Phil: Don't sleep with me, I fart too much.

Aaron: See, there is this guy named Foucault...

Liz: Don’t you flip YOUR pancakes with a flyswatter?
Sarah: Don’t insult my muslim traditions!

Tyler: {silence} There’s a snake in my boot!

Jasmin: You call ME Hitler? I can see you killing a Jew.

Jasmin: I am madam Fifi, you can’t step on my coat.

Patrick: Maybe now I should announce that AI is my lover.

Bluebomb: Hehe shaking...like a little kitten.

Pat: And Portugal, don’t forget Portugal, they sent ‘em lots of tortillas.

Patrick: Never bet on a fetus again.

Bobby: If they’re gummy, I’ll eat them.

Bluebomb: Babies pop like bubblewrap.

Mr. A: Well don’t go anywhere without any clothes on.

Leprechaun: What? I’m SO not jigging.

Carrie: Go Kathleen’s lungs!

Bluebomb: Sarah, Liz, what’s the difference? They’re both Asian.

Charlie: Well if you were a virus, wouldn’t you carry a blender with you?

Billie: I think YOU need to be removed from society.

Billie's mom: It's 4:20!

Billie's mom: Don't you like being high, Kathleen?

Bobby: If I was a hermaphrodite, I'd do nothing but sit around all day and fucking myself.

Carrie: Hey,you're white!

Charlie: That's funny...you're white and I'm black.

Chris: He forgot...cause of the opium.

Billie's dad: What ever made Darth Vader want to have kids?

Jasmin: I'm gonna fail, I don't know anything about sex.

Jasmin: Ahh, hernia, thats exactly what I want to know about.

Roni: Why are you looking at a uterus?

Roni: She walks like a freakin' nazi!

Dan: Mr. Becker once made me apologize to a pigeon cause I threw a fry at it...he thinks they're all possessed and out to get him.

Charlie: Jesus beat the system!

Bluebomb: It's a long story talking about miracles and french fries.

Charlie: I want matabolism like it's going out of fashion.

Charlie: Your mom jokes don’t work on siblings.

Charlie: Knowledge is the key to potential...I think I’m missing my key.

Charlie: Blasphimic Froot Loops!

Charlie: Aye! I shall smell the sun!

Bluebomb: I don’t want these Jews!

Alex: What is that, five-sixteen or five-one-six?

Alex: Mr. Condez, this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever learned in my life, and I’ve taken theology classes!

Charlie: You’ve got AIDS, YAY!

Patrick: It’s like this one time, when I was on acid...

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