Professor Lewis: We have a sun project..that sounds dangerous.

Todd: Hi my name is Todd, Todd Blankmenship.

Professor Kim Something: We're not gouls you know, not that you aren't free to be a goul.

Charlie: You DO wash your face, don't you?

Billie: You can't wear that hat, you need more makeup.

Professor Weidman: Nitrogen dioxide- that's what you people use to sniff and get high on, right? Can't say, haven't done it myself.

Professor Weidman: Your books were just printed in July, so feel free to open them up and sniff the ink.

Professor Lewis: I love Alice. Don't tell my wife.

Professor Lewis: I have invisible gnomes that live in my garden, I've seen their footprints.

Steve Foster: The world is my oyster.

[About Starving Ethiopian kids]
Blue: Wouldn't they die out by now?

Patrick: Ethiopian kids are not crayons.
Charlie: They could be.

Charlie: Let's have an Ethiopian hating party.

Patrick: This is getting a little too racist, even for ME.

Charlie: Ethiopia took one for the team tonight.

Blue: Wow it's late, its 12:30.
Charlie: Cause we were bathing Kate Tuller.
Billie: I wanna bath with Kate Tuller...

Blue's mom: Hey, it's an Ethiopian Cuisine.
Blue: I didn't know they had food.

Charlie: This is why we are gonna get shot and sent to Ethiopia to become part of the colour wheel.

Patrick: The Ethiopian ninjas are gonna come kill you.

Charlie: Not even Lady Liberty likes Ethiopia.

Patrick: You stole a mathbook?
Blue: You heard about that?
Patrick: No.

Charlie: Didn't we take out a woman's ovaries junior year and play catch?

Charlie: Mario, you suck.
Liz: You're Luigi!

Charlie: Luigi, you rock my world.

Billie: Suck it!
Charlie: I'm trying! It's just so hard!

Charlie: That'll do pig, that'll do.
Jon: mmm...pork.

Emily Lundin: Another threesome? Man, you guys sure like threesomes!

Professor Weidman: Will you suck, or blow? Blow of course!

Charlie: No, I slapped her to death on my birthday.

Charlie: Can I kill them while they are asleep?

Linguo: Aren't you too young to vote and/or Canadian?

Charlie: Sometimes I am just so cute.

Charlie: Don't piss my hair off, it will devour you.

Charlie: Where's the clicker?
Blue: In my pants.
Charlie: No, that's where you want it to be.

Jen to the nintendo: FUCK YOU!
Charlie: It appears you suck at this.
Jen: Fuck you too!

Professor Lewis: And then the electricity goes right through you, and you die. For those of you that haven't experienced that-it is very uncomfortable.

Professor Weidman: Who let the Ozone out?

Charlie: you would
Patrick: Yes, I would smite you.
Charlie: smite me? why? you know you love me.
Patrick: Like I love my herpes.
Charlie: you know i don't like it when you put your STDs before me...
Patrick: Yeah, well, once you've had The CLAP you never go back.