It comes in a bucket, from Nantucket! What is it? It's a bucket of squid!!!

My Boss ---

My coworker ---

There have been certain ugly rumors about me going around and I want to put a stop to them right now! I am neither the devil nor one of his minions! As you can see from the 3 pictures below there is NO resemblance between the devil and myself!!!

Me ---

Mr. Satan Casual ---

Yes! Those are HORNS!!

Mr. Satan Formal ---

The head of my Dilbrt Stress Squeeze is resurrected into a zombie cyborg horror!

Cute isn't he?

My favorite links:

• Megatokyo
• Comics

• "The voices in your head are starting to really piss off the voices in my head."
• "Would you PLEASE think quieter?"
• "If you aren't going to eat that leprechaun, can I have it?"