Crap About Me

Hello all.

How are you doing today? You all suck and are incredibly lame. HA HA HA

Anyways, on to more important issues. Like me yes me and uhh my wife Morgan Fairchild.

I was uhh on vacation in uhh Anarctica yes Antarctica

and uhh I got lost yes lost

and I was uhh rescued by uhh a polar bear yes thats it a polar bear

and uhh he gave me ann airplane yes an airplane

and in the airplane was uhh my wife Morgan Fairchild yes

and it so happened that the uhh polar bear was uhh a used car salesmen yes

and uhh we decided to buy from him uhh a Porche yes thats it

and uhh we left there and went on uhh Safari yes

and uhh we went to uhh Germany Yes

and there we uhh killed a lion yes thats it killed a lion

and then we went home to uhh New Jersy yeah thats right

and i have never lied in my life thats right never.

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Thank you for uhh your time yes tanks. Please come and uhh listen uhh yeah thats it!