Quotes
Stargate Quotes
This is a list of quotes from the show Stargate SG-1 and some from behind the scenes specials or other odd bits from the actors (e.g. internet chats, interviews, bloopers)
And some wonderful Stargate banter:
CARTER : P4X 884 looks like an untouched paradise, Sir.
TEAL’C : Appearances may be deceiving.
O’NEILL : One man’s ceiling is another man’s floor.
DANIEL : A fool’s paradise is a wise man’s hell.
O’NEILL : Never run with…scissors?
HAMMOND : Were you trying to make a point, Major?
O'NEILL : I just woke up, haven't had coffee let alone a pee in seven days and I find out you stole my ass and made a ... mini ... me.
O’NEILL : I know, General. It’s all fun and games until someone breaks a nail.
URGO : Years from now, when you’re thinking about me, you’re gonna say ‘How did I ever get along without that wonderful, constant companion?’ Woof.
DANIEL : Woof?
URGO : I wanna live. I wanna experience the universe and I wanna eat pie.
O’NEILL (to HAMMOND) : Just remember I retired, you wanted me back.
O’NEILL : General, I can’t tell you how sorry we are, but CARTER wanted a steak.
HAMMOND : I thought the devices were supposed to enhance them physically, not make them stupid!
O’NEILL : And even if we’re not in total control, shouldn’t we be out there doing the damage instead of…in your office?
HAMMOND : Jack please, just get the hell out of my office!
DANIEL : Let me ask you a question: Who would you trust with your life more than anyone else in the world? Don’t worry, I won’t be offended if you don’t pick me.
TEAL'C : A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard’s eyes glow! The Horus Guard’s beak glistens! The Setesh Guard’s...nose drips.
TEAL'C: Do not test my temper, woman!
DANIEL: Woman? Did he just call me a 'woman'?
JACK:Yes, I believe he did.
MAYBOURNE: Striking an officer is a quick way to court martial.
O'NEILL: Oh I'm not going to strike you Maybourne, I'm going to shoot you.
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