Chapter 6
One beautiful winter day, it felt like summer, and Anger Man was up at the crack of dawn because he had choir rehersal. Anger Man was also supposed to be at Volley Ball raining at this stage, but because of MUTS and the fact that there was another volley ball sessiobn the next morning, Anger Man decided that he would go to choir. Anger Man, who was a wonderful tenor, had a joyous morning of singing, despite the fact that Ovious Boy had not even the decency to turn up to rehersal and keep Anger Man company. Still, Anger Man was in a very happy mood when he left rehersal, (eb) then it (g)all (eb) went wrong.
As Anger Man was departing choir he came across a fellow volley baller. "Hey", said the fellow volley baller, "where were you this morning?" to which Anger Man replied "choir, but I'll go to v-ball training tomorrow". "Hate to be the bearer of bad news" said the fellow volleyballer, "but they're already started cutting people". "Great" thought Anger Man, "I haven't even been to one training session and they're cut me!"
After this, Anger Man had to endure double english, maths C and physics, before the moment they'd all been waiting for - Junior Drama. Anger Man found a seat next to Little-Miss-Tart, and sat down to enjoy the show. All of a sudden, I-can-do-the-splits-against-the-wall girl ran up and started screaming in their faces. "You stole my boyfriend you good for nothing slut!!!". "Well, he came onto me" replied Anger Man.
After the matter was resolved in a non-violent and non-alcohol related manner, the bell went, and they all went of to the next class. After another bell, Anger Man was ready to depart for orienteering. Anger Man had been laid with the sacred geas of rounding up any stray orienteerers who accidently ended up at the Leita Boswell. Once the last of the stragglers had been set in the right direction, Anger Man procceeded to not only be unable to spell properly, but to head in the right direction himself.
On the way to the bus, Anger Man was assulted by some fencers (not fences, well, he was asulted by some fences as well, but they weren't waving sharp pointed sticks, they just jumped out at Anger Man and tripped him). Being a man of many skills, Anger Man fashioned an improptu sword out of chop sticks and managed to fend of the evil fencers headed by Mr. Fysicks.
Finally Anger Man reached the O bus, and hopped on board (literally, he was doing a bunny immitation). Then the bus wouldn't start, so he called his mummy and went home. And that was the story of....
Anger Man and the 21st May