Chapter 6
Anger Man was an absolutely fantastical actor. His fame led him to a role in "Godspell", and amazing musical which is a modernisation of the story of Jesus Christ. There was also a picture of Anger Man in the news paper, (though he was, or looked a little stoned).
Anyway, back to the wonderful musical. On a certain Thursday night after orienteering, Obvious Boy came to watch the musical coz his best bud Anger Man was in it. Obious Boy brought along with him I-can-do-the-splits-against-a-wall Girl's boyfriend to keep him company.
Obvious Boy was absolutely amazed by the quality of the musical, and how well all the actors acted, especially Anger Man who was a very convincing slut (which was totally against his nature, and took great talent for him to portray a character with morals so different to his own).
During intermission Obvious Boy mentioned to some of his other friends there that night that the musical was awesome. "The musical is absolutley awesome!" he said, "I'm in awe!). Makro-Warehous-Model even mentioned that Anger Man was absolutely awesome, especially his opera solo.
And the musical was very awesome! It was even better than Sherwoodstock. Yet, somehow, the second half of the musical managed to out do the first half!
In this one scene, Anger Man is all over this other guy and, well, let's just say Anger Man's Dad was not very impressed with this particular scene, although Obvious Boy was pissing himself laughing.
Obvious Boy was totally amazed with the musical. He knew it was going to be good, but it was just soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome, That was amazing, i mean, you, whgt, jght, chigitbob, I'm buying you a pizza! Imagine a monty python film, Life of Brian, for example. Life of Brian is crap for crap compared to The Iona production of Godspell, and they have similar story lines. Godspell rocked the Kasbah! Seriously - look - the kasbah over there's rocking from all the good vibes sent out from the musical. Woah, look at it rock!
After the show, Anger Man and Obvious Boy had a conversation.
A.M: Steve's knocked me up.
There are many more interesting stories pertaining to this particular musical, but as certain people didn't witness all the events first hand, you'll have to wait till/if they do their own recount of the musical. And so ends...
Anger Man and Anoter Story
O.B: What you can't have a baby!
A.M: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
O.B: But... you can't have babies.
A.M: Don't you oppress me.
O.B: I'm not oppressing you, Anger Man. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
A.M: [crying]
O.B: Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose we agree that you can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that you can have the right to have babies?