The Den of Magic(k)!
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Aaaaaargh! Greetings!!! neotypes!!! and welcome to mine and my friend´s Den of Magic(k). magic(k), as we all know (but not you)(unfortunately) does focus on alots of mysic energies and phoems and you must have a strong will. Remember to perform magic requires rituals, a high iq, a very mystic life-stile, and in some cases expensive stuff. When i say stuff (hmmm, i think i did in the last santance, hehe) i refer to staves, "killing-high-demon-antidote-potions", a cool robe (for psychological effect) and alot of books. When you buy boks make sure that the artur is an experienced occultist and that he writes in an intelegent and rationalistic way. Another requierdment is that it must be 100% ritualistic otherwise -- burn it!!!. Magic(k) woks because of one reason (and maybe you wonder which?) but the point is that you can say to "mr someoneelse" i can do makic(k) and he wouldn´t belive it but he can´t prove you´re wrong. Thats why it works because i say so, no no no no because YOU say so, i mean. When you do a spell i.e. "good luck" or "money spell" (which should be one of your first to begin with) it is imortant to say the words in the rigth order (like in Sharmed) and do never focus on the real mechanism of why the spell works, that is dangerous. The meaning of keeping the words in the right order is that in your brain there is a substance (forgot the name but wathé heck;). When you say a spell the words MUST follow a certain order this is because the substance is depending of affecting the suroundings in a mechanism or something, that is totaly unexplainable by western traditional science. But what is not to forget is that there are almost as a hidden rule for every magi that they will never think of why theier spells works, (ask a wiccan) they never care. Why? because the spell works anyway so there is no reason to know how it works. jump of and cast spells all the time but remember this: do NEVER research Science is very dangerous we had all seen Einsteins and the other stupid guys which were developing the A-Bomb.
The Devine Heirarki Of Quabalahs Hidden Order
The Master Of Deterioating Life Force
Nobel Conjuring Of Higher Planes
Black Magic Varning-->(evil)<---
Superior Warior Of darkness
Warlock
Healer Of The Highest Sheep Of The Golden Super Duper-Devine Herarchi
Shamanistic Nature-Duruid-Elemental-Weather-Changer-Mage
Wizard (The Gandalfioistic bransh) (including fire (hot))
Christian -Mage- ,ya i know but i must include it :I
Aliester crowlys Hockum - (give it a try will ya?)
Soviet-Bioplasme-Dabler - you´re sure?!?
Satanism-Die God aaargh!!!(+666)
Spellz!!!
To concider spells as an integral part of magick requires a decent understanding of rituals, charckas, staves, and a hell lot of expensive stuff. Did i say stuff?!? Yes. neeeyntnaaoooooooh yeh eetaehhayyy ho ho, Oh! i´m sorry there was a deamon trying to kill me and insert stupid text on the site, i am sorry. No i really am. But no, back to the Spellz or rather spells as they like to spell it these days =). DON´T LAUGH. hrrrm. Spells is what makes magick magick it´s like the river going on over the mountains, like the wiches urn, like the wind, and like love but the greatest amount of magicians would not like the river and mountain paradigm i however endorse them. Now we will be going on to the more technical issues of spellcasting. The first spell should be a spell you want to cast and it most comes purely from the hart. Remember that everything is enegry. we are all energy and there is energy everywere and every here so the energy thing is not a differcoult task. When you have energy (as we have) you need a purpose. This is the most differcould phenomena today: the hunting of meaning -- the search for purpose. Many magus cast spells back and though but don´t really know what they want. The firs issue is purpose. When you have a purpose (A purpose is something you want, like for example become famous, rich, smart, and look good) you only need to write it on a orange paper-pice 6 times and then cast it (why did i say cast?huh?) yeah! why did i say cast??? Because you cast the spell at the same moment you cast the paper-pice. Then all you need to do is wish for the spell to set in. Remember that this procedur can take all from weeks to month to years but when the spell sets in it sets in. Thats almost proofing the validity of magic doesn´t it? For you real stupids i have disigned an example of an money spell below so if you´re one of these stupid person (forgive the me) i reckomend that you read below->
Well ,maybe i shuldn´t share stepp (point) 8 with you but i felt to be onest, god like onesty and i will follow. Follow the flow so to speak. Manny magicians does not like the argue about Point 8 or rather the "Eightest point of Evil" as it has been concidered in the magical world. The greatest amount of "Christian -Mage- ,ya i know but i must include it :I"- magicians especially has have a tendens to abuse the meaning of point 8. However the point of evil must be there.
Chaoism
Wise world from the American Psychonaut Peter J. Carroll *1976 +2011 (Soner or later time will tell, time will tell)
As abow, so below
I am the univurse
The life force in us
Is the life form in univurse
The subtle form in us Aether
Is the subtle form of the universe
The gross matter in us
Is the gross matter of the universe
To Chaos, nothing is permitted
To Chaos nothing is true
Though it has limited itself
To the principle of duality
In building this world
for itself
Why Magick Rocks
Magick rocks. Nobody can say magkick doesn´t rock, there is no doubt, it does rock . Why does magick rock huh? Because of two reasons the first of them is what has been called the super principles in the magic community. Wizards and warlocks think this rule is very important while Soviet bio plasma dablers take a more neutral possition to this one. Every Satanist doesn´t like this rule either. However and here it goes:
The first rule (often called the super rule) if you can attack, inflict, help, change etc. you are a magician and that does give you a higher position. Why do i say position? **CENCURED** . And with this position it is a fair game to do whatever you like.
We are all black magicians. Yes, you too, no there is nothing you can do about it but ehhhhhh, it´s not that bad is it eh? No, because Black, White, Pink, Turkås, who cares??? None care that´s why you can do what you want. Thats pretty good when you think about it. You can kick your stupid boss without nobody knows it was you, thats why magic rocks. We are better that mundanes not only because we keep an uppdated Book of Shadows every evening but we use our powers on mundanes. You remember when you kicked you bosss but for the first time right? right? did it felt good?!?!?! YEEEEESSSSSS IT DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When an attack is properly made and an shout is heared by the kicked butt your Karmas hitpoints might decrease a bit (why is it called hitpoints?) i dont know... all i knew was that i had to follow him.... to the east always to the east...Ops there was a demon here again, but now he is >banquished <(were have you heard that word before?).
About The Aurthor
(Om Författaren)
(Das Schkrihbenther)
The Aurthor was a very experiensed Summoner which is known from the folowing books; "Sons of Satan Gather For Attack on Stupid Cristians", Sons of Satan plans Thier Infiltration On Wiccan Community" "Why Do I Feel So Much For Killing Those Cristians?", "666 Parasite acts on Cristian Souls" and "I Think I Go Crazy About Those Cristiuns". The Aurthor was living in the norhtest climate of Sarek (north Sweden), were he lived isolated from humans and it was there he wrote this wonderful super great and awfull site. Also check out his memoars he took himself time to do while fishing and hunting bears and lo-animals. Most of his memoars that was not eaten up by bears and moses was strangely enough found in his timmer cotech. The Titels of the now existing memoars are as follows; "How In Hel Could the Cristians reach us?" "Why Am I So Great" "I Can´t Belive Tors Hammer Didn´t Crush Your Skull Before Dinner" "If I´m Suppose to Survive I Need Your Skull" " Oh Oh All Those Cranies In My Pocket" Holy Gral" " How To Deal With Those Strangers" "No! I Am Not More Evil Than Any Other Human " " I didn´t Realize You Were So Full Of Crap Before I Meat You" " Half A Demon Half An Angel" " Homo Sapiens In The Aim" "What? Is It Homosapiens I Smell?" " Why Does Terminator Look Like A Human If Humans Disign Wasn´t Supose Write Thier Own Death" "No Humans Whithout Animal Instinct" "It´s The Animal -- The Animal In Us" "Holly Shit" "A Necromancer? "
Note: Manny people will come here wondering if this site is true or if it is a joke, especially American people depending on thier intelligens (they eat no fish and constantly hang out on MC Donalds). To the rest Which does not comes from America i think i make myself quite clear on the subject wheras this site is true or not.
