Here is some (in my opinion) useful information that might help you in life. I'll add to this section as I think of things to add.

When investing in the stock market, to ensure maximum profit, always choose the stocks with funny names, like "Marsulex" and "Un corp p".

However stupid it might sound, your parents are usually right. They're old and intelligent (well, most of them, anyway).

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