I LOVE OB!! "I AM EDGARTOWN." "get fucked up (get fucked up)" "good. better. bad. not bad. nice." -charlie with no enthusiasm (in a spanish accent), "everything is closed beautiful girls." GETTING CHASED DOWN THE STREET!!!! oomg how scary! "hi im lauren!!!" "TO THE WINDOOOOOW! TO THE WALL!!" (we really suck at the whole hands in the air thing lmao) WE LOVE DAWSONS CREEK!! "I NEED THE JUICE!! PEOPLE NEED THE JUICE!!" "maybe he realized life without me...a-sucks" "OH MAMA. OH DADDY. I AM A BIG OLE BADDY!!" "you love jeanne more than me." "i love you even though ppl make fun of you" "why does everybody think im fat? why is this large sticker on me? i told u everyone thinks im fat!!" "u can climb our roof" jordan: "why would anyone want a shirt with a dog taking a crap on it?" rude lady: "B/C ITS FUNNY! AND IM GETTING THEM FOR MY SONS!" i love cool dogs!!! y'all is a perfectly normal word. "HOLD ON..MY PANTS ARE UNBUCKLED!!" "are you really making a bonfire?? dont you like need sticks for that???" "my buttis burnin" PEEING ON THE BEACH! "theres sand in my underwear!" "the shots game" "SET SAIL WITH CAPTAIN MORGAN" "do you have any beer??? do u have any beer? i have a question..do you have any beer?" jordan: "are you kissing my hand?" laura: "come here.....HES KISSING YOUR HAND." "you know what...u ask a lot of questions. you should be a detective. you'd be good at that." i hate adam!! "laura stop falling down!!" "take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty." takin pictures at the creek!! "can u give us free gum?" "whats your name?? tito? taquito? iago? toronto???" "i hooked up with ken so that must mean im barbie" "at the copa, copacabana. the hottest spot north of havana!!" "whenever i look at you i think of legally blonde and that perfect day song gets stuck in my head” "you will take 3 steps toward me. you will kiss me and you will fall in love with me." (jedi knight trick) OMG i cant believe we ran in front of a fire truck AND the car the was trying to get out of the way!! "CHEESE AND RICE!!" "bloody nose...HELLO HELLO HELLO." jordan: "i wanna be a milf!" "i wanna watch the neener neener neener" "hmm gee you're really tall" "i like your haircolor. what number is that?" "notice the looong fingers??" "how come every time i compliment you you act like im hitting on you?" "FREE STICKERS!" "DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE" i love the white kid with the dew rag!! "what the fuck? it smells like fucking shit. shouldnt ppl be saving this for at home?" singing camp songs! "he was like let me lift up your skirt and grab your ass for no apparent reason" hes gonna be like "YEAH!" and you're gonna be like "awwww" and we're gonna be like "duuude" and she'll be like "oh yes" and you'll be like "uhhh guys" and we'll be like "DUDE GET OVER IT ITS BEEN 4 YEARS." "we're cheerleaders and we're not even THAT perky!" "lets go to the beach lets go to the beach lets go to the beach!! are we going to the beach??" "yeah i cant play tennis today b/c i hurt my wrist doing cheerleading stunts. those damn back flips." jordan loves dana (even though hes a loser)! guys:"RETARDS!!" laura: "screw you then" to brendan:"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT..." stupid kid: "are you okay?" jordan: "cant 2 girls sit in the park and stare at the stars anymoooore?" stupidest idea ever: lets walk to south beach!! "jade is our best friend!!! shes my lucky penny!" "TA-TA-TA-TA-TODAAY" (bastards) "im on the top of the house, HALF NAKED" jordan: "did laura just say woo?" fat perky kid: "define woo" laura: "yay" "DALLAS TEXAS, ISNT THAT WHERE WE..." "hey i think i love u but what am i so afraid of? im afraid that im not sure of a love there is no cure for!" "when im sad, you're a cloooown. when im afraid, you're always aroooound." "even my grandma smokes weed!" I LOVE CHILMARK!!!!! "wheres the cake??" "hey smiley!" jordan: "i've never heard this song before..have y'all?" kid: "um yeah." jordan: "okay well i guess im a loser then!!" "she'll shit frisbees." "JUMP UP MY ASS!!" "dont tell me we walked all this way for nothing?" hahaha Jen: What about you, Joe? Are you a virgin? Joey: You kidding? Years ago. Trucker named Bubba.
