My Favorite Uses for Peanut Butter
Hey ma homies! This is a list of a few of my favorite uses for Peanut Butter. I took these from a list of 3484 uses. If you also have no life like me, then you can uses the link on my homepage to go there. Have fun and enjoy the creamy goodness!
- One word: Gargle
- Two words: Eye shadow
- Three words:Slip and Slide
- Inhale deeply
- Feed globs to your dog for cheap entertainment
- Use it in recipes in place of butter
- Spread on face for acne treatment
- See how much will fit in your floppy disk drive
- Use as heavy ammo for your super soaker 1100
- Rub it on sore muscles
- Mix with Draino and feed to Barney
- Use as a deodorant
- Knock on it if theres no wood around
- Wrestle in it
- Expose it to radiation and feed it to hamsters
- Chew it for half-an-hour and try to talk
- Empty several jars into a public toilet
- Fill a water bed with it
- Give a lifetime supply to someone with dentures
- Polish floor with it
- Deep fry food in it
- Use it for velcro
- Fling fistfulls at a fan thats on high
- Use it as insect repellent
- Pump into your athletic shoes
- Use it for hairspray
- make a long list of things to do with it
- have a PB bubble blowing contest with straws
- Soak cucumbers in it for 3 weeks---- PB PICKLES!
- Use in a pinata at your cousins B-day party
- Fill a pillowcase with it
- New snapple iced tea flavor!
- Use it for mouthwash
- Windshield wiper fluid
- Spread on a bald head to see if hair grows
- Use it as chapstick
- Plug up someones tailpipe with it
- Use it for white-out when writing on brown paper bags
- Air Freshener
- Paint Ball? try peanut butter ball!
- Great for removing duct tape residue
- Inflate beach balls with it
- Fill Cavaties with it
- Add it to hot chocolate (its really good!)
- Shoe shine
- Let your local t-ball league swing at it
- Knee Pads!
- Quench your thirst on a hot summer day
- Dip notebook paper in it for a Puffs Plus toilet paper Equivalent
- Keep contact lenses from falling out
- Place a large glob on your tongue and see how long it takes to dissolve (with mouth open + tongue out)
- Use a glob for a ping-pong ball
- Tell spiderman to stop with web fluid and use PB
- "Momma always said life was like a jar of Peanut Butter...."
- Spread it on a wall. Attach M&Ms. You now have an edible mosaic on your wall. Congradulations.
- Spread it on bread. go figure.