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WHY ARE YOU HERE??

Why you should CLOSE THE WINDOW

This is a restricted area. YOU ARE RESTRICTED.
You probably smell funky.
Your shoes are muddy and my carpet is white.
There is nothing of interest for you here!
You feel the urge to leave anyway.

Places you should leave to right now:

Ultimate Pong Page!
Online Pictionary
Odd Web Comic
If you can figure this page out...

Methinks that you should have enough information to leave now. I will add more escapeism links for you later. Just STAY AWAY. DO NOT GO TO THE NEXT PAGE OR THE NEXT AFTER THAT. Enjoy your day!