ROLEPLAY INFORMATION

Roleplay Number: 001
Record: W - 000 L - 000 D - 000
Accomplishments: Evolution 2k3 Member
Beaten Opponents: None as of Yet

Next Match: vs. Chris Benoit vs. RVD vs. Rodney Mack [Ladder- U.S. title] Event: WWE VenGeance Date: July 27th, 2003

THIS WEEK ON
TRIPLE H JOINS EVOLUTION 2K3
RAW

ONE STEP CLOSER: The big man, possibly the cornerstone of the entire WWE franchise itself, Triple H was kicked out of action with a hurt knee. No pun intended, but Triple H, after weeks of severe rehabilitation is making his return to the ring at WWE VenGeance this Sunday night! He has a big announcement and comes back with the U.S. title in his hands. In this RP, Evolution gains a new member, in the man himself. Read and enjoy.

TRIPLE H VS
VENGEANCE
RVD/BENOIT/MACK

START GAME:

[[- A WWE show starts off and pyro goes everywhere. -]]

'Good Ole' Jim Ross Ladies and gentleman, welcome to World Wrestling Entertainment live! I'm Good Ole' J.R. right alongside 'The King' Jerry Lawler and what a night we have in store for you!

'The King' Jerry Lawler The Main Event tonite features Rocky versus Undertaker in a no holds barred match, but the bigger theme is WWE VenGeance.

'Good Ole' Jim Ross That's right, this Sunday will be a slobber-knocker! We see the great return of Brock Lesnar who looks to be in the best condition of his life! We see Stone Cold, in his WWE return take on Road Dogg, the WWE Champion and the other half of the tag team champs the New Age Outlaws!

'The King' Jerry Lawler Plus, don't forget about the Anything Goes Intercontinental/World title match, featuring John Cena, Randy Orton, and Riot! Triple H has a fatal four way match in his own right, but he has not been seen on WWE programming for several weeks.

'Good Ole' Jim Ross Well, I've talked to The Game myse--

[[- The Titan-Tron shows a clock ticking away as it is also heard on the speakers. "Yeahhhhhh..." BAM! Pyro hits the stage and the new Evolution Motorhead song is heard as it blares over the speakers. From under the curtains you can see Randy Orton walking forward, in his wrestling gear, with blue trunks that have neon yellow adidas lines across the sides. He waves his arms at his sides and points to his IC title, and then to his abs. -]]

'The King' Jerry Lawler HA HA! It's Evolution J.R., it's Evolution!

'Good Ole' Jim Ross Well folks, a dispute between Randy Orton and the front office almost lead to the departure of the young superstar, but since then he has had many talks with Staff Member Stone Cold Steve Austin. Since then, Austin has talked him into staying and we will continue to see this...this haughty, arrogant young man walk around.

'The King' Jerry Lawler It's one thing that Rattlesnake has done right!

'Good Ole' Jim Ross Don't underestimate The Texas Rattlesnake, he knows what he's doing. But I can't believe my eyes, I never thought we'd see Randy Orton in a WWE arena ever again. If we can take you back to RAW, you can see that he was screwed by the referee into losing his match with Rhyno. Since then, however, Stone Cold has fixed the situation, taking away Rhyno's title shot, and giving it rightly to Orton. I don't like the sunova-bitch but he's a hell of a wrestler.

[[- As Orton continues walking down to the ring, with a very confident expression on his face, Ric Flair follows, wearing his very slick suit, and having his hair gelled back. Orton takes a mic, and begins to speak.-]]

'Third Generation Superstar' Randy Orton Alright people, let me make this short and sweet. I know I'm not the "most-liked" superstar around here, or even out in the back but you know what? I don't care. I don't care if you all think that I'm a whiny little bitch who moaned his way into winning on RAW because everyone knows that was not the case. I was the rightful winner and I have to give my props to Stone Cold for a job well done. I am your WWE Intercontinental champion and I'm going to walk out of VenGeance with the WWE World Championship, when I snatch it out of the hands of John Cena. I know Cena and I went back a ways but that won't matter on Sunday. But enough about me, I'm not here to talk about me. I'm here to talk about Evolution 2k3. We have been one of the most sufficient stables in the WWE since we've arrived here on the scene. I mean Ric Flair is the best manager I could ever ask for, and things have been going well. I know Rock left us, so he could go and make some movie of his but he's coming back in a bit. Who knows if he comes back to Evolution or not, but that's not the case. The case is that Evolution 2k3 is only down to 2 members and we need more. I need to feed off everyone else's energy to suck the potential right out of my body. So I've gone and done something nobody would have thought of. I have, right before you soon enough, the newest member to Evolution! *fans gasp* I need someone else to hold my back when I'm facing people like Brock Lesnar and The Outlaws. I need someone else to help me, and Flair's age isn't cuttin' the mustard for me. So I'm going to get right to the point and introduce the brand new Evolution member, here he is folks...

[[- Randy points to the stage but before he can do anything Flair rips the mic from his hands. -]]

'Nature Boy' Ric Flair They can wait a damn minute, the fans can wait a damn minute! I've got something on my chest! Everyone knows that I am the greatest World Champion of all-time. Booker T may be the five time, five time, five time WCW Champion but I am the 14 time, 14 time, 14 time, 14 time Heavyweight Champion of the World! I have looked through and I have judged the best person to make this duo, a fabulous Trio and we will rule the lengths of the WWE forever! Wooo! This man will tag team with Randy Orton and they will bring home the tag team titles! Woo! I am the Nature Boy Ric Flair and if any of you fans think that I or Randy are going anywhere in the near future, you are dead wrong. Dead wrong. Dead wrong! We are Evolution and we will be here forever! And I have a special treat for you guys, happy holidays because my present to you is The Game! Welcome back!

[[- The lights flash a various array of colors. BAM! Pyro hits the stage. "It's all about The Game, and how you play it!...." Motorheads "The Game" hits the speakers and the fans are going crazy. Most of them are booing but glad to have Triple H back. Hunter walks down to the ring with his Poland Spring bottle of water. He is wearing his jean/leather jacket combo as he strolls to the ring. He enters the apron and there is one spotlight fixated on him. He takes a sip of his water and spits it out in a gigantic mist, while simultaneously putting his hands in the air. He walks into the ring and Flair is clapping ecstaticly as Randy Orton just stands there and nods his head. Triple H mounts the turnbuckle and poses for the fans. He gets down and stares at Orton. Flair looks confused and tries to break them up but Triple H extends his hand and Orton shakes it. All three men embrace and the lights and music fade away. Hunter grabs a microphone. -]]

'The Game' Triple H You know, when you're out of the ring for a few weeks, you really start to appreciate the smaller things in wrestling. I mean I wasn't gone for a year or something like The Crock. I mean I was at home a few weeks ago, sittin on my couch feelin' sorry for myself. What kind of a life is that? Tell me! I got a phone call from Ric Flair and he asked me to join his stable, something I could NOT resist. So here I am today, looking at you fans, the newest member of Evolution. And Evolution it is, the past, present, and future of wrestling. We are paid, laid, and made and that's exactly how it goes! While I was out, I happened to watch RAW and this new guy, The Franchise or whatever his name is, talk about me. He was talking about The Game. Well you know what happens to people who talk about The Game like that? They never end up talking ever again! And Franchise, I'm going to give you the opportunity to take back everything you said, and you better be thankful because I'm not usually this merciful. I would have had your head in a guillotine by now. But most importantly, screw Franchise. Screw everything about that freak. He has nothing on me, I am the greatest wrestler alive today and that's saying alot. But the thing is, I can back it up. While I was gone, I held some crappy title, I think it was the U.S. or something like that. Listen up, I don't care about this title, but just to keep it from the hands of some scrubs like Chris Benoit and Rodney Mack, I'm going to keep it. Just to spite them. Because The Game is looking for titles much higher than that. Oh yes The Game is going to go after the World Championship itself. Soon enough though, soon enough. You see I Am The Game, and I Am That Damn Good! You don't wanna play me! Cause in the end, it's YOU whose gonna end up played. Now, I know that I came in time for this pay per view, VenGeance or whatchamacallit, and there's a Roster Split going on. But I don't want to talk about those because I'm bigger than those petty little things. I'm going to get my mind on my VenGeance MATCH itself, where I face Benoit, RVD, and Rodney Mack in a Fatal Four Way Ladder Match for my "precious" U.S. title. *HHH chuckles and so do Flair and Orton* Chris Benoit, you and I go a ways back. The D-X/Radical alliance was only temporary. It all emitted on No Mercy in 2000 when you and I faced eachother one on one. Of course it was Triple H who walked home as the winner. You call yourself the best technical wrestler in the WWE today. Well you know what, news flash: Errr! You're wrong buddy, it's Hunter Hearst Helmsley who's the best technical wrestler in the WWE. I'm the guy who made you tap, tap, tap. Like the little bitch you are. I've had over a month of rehab working my ass off to get in shape and to get in the ring and face you in this match. Well d-day is upon us, this Sunday. I'm going to climb that ladder, rung by damn rung and I'm going to bring home that goddamn piece of crap U.S. title right back to Evolution where it belongs. You see, the three of us are the greatest team in the business today and nobody can stop us, nobody. Not that stalky midget Benoit, who's going to feel a bit more than one Pedigree at VenGeance, but maybe around, oh I don't know...3! And then there's Jean-Claude Van Dam wanna be Rob Van Dam who even look like Jean-Claude! I mean what an obsessive freak of nature. Sure Rob, you are talented, and you are Rob-Van-Dam *points to self with thumbs* but you take alot of risks. And certainly one of those hundreds of risks is going to backfire on you. Where you ask? In a stadium of about 80 thousand people, with millions watching on pay per view, at one of the biggest matches in your career. Try being flawless then! The Game is going to kick your skinny little mullet ass Rob! Come get some of The Game and see how long you last. Because you're playing The Game, while I AM The Game! Now to Rodney Mack, some flip-out-on-you-just-because-you-coughed-in-the-wrong-direction black guy who thinks every white guy is against him. Ever hear of reverse discrimination? I have, and I could get your ass sued for that! You want to beat a "white boy" in a "white boy challenge"? Beat this, beat The Game! I dare ya, I dare ya so go and try! I am invincible, no one can beat me in this damn business, much less in the WWE. Rodney Mack, I don't know what 'white-boy's' you've faced but I'm no regular white-boy. I am a superior specimen of muscle and strength and I will pound you into the mat. I will keep that U.S. title at VenGeance, mark my damn words! Now Evolution needs time to make some VenGeance blueprints, have a good one. Oh and by the way, Evolution has a big surprise for all you fans on Sunday night, haha.

[[- The Evolution song by Motorhead hits the speakers and the segment is over as it fades to a brief commercial break. -]]