There's a woman in my University Studies class that is getting a Bachelor's of Science in Political Speech Sciences. In other words, she's getting a BS in BS.

"You are so attractive ... sorry, I shouldn't have said that."

In my University Studies class, we were asked what the last movie we saw in a theatre was. I said Single's Ward. Nobody had ever heard of it (and I think they all thought I was crazy).

I live on the fifth floor of my apartment building, right above the front door. I can hear all of what is going on. Whether it be in the entry way or the apartments around me that have their windows open. Let me re-emphasize that I can hear everything! I'll just leave it at that.

My friends will often yell up at my window (on the fifth floor) to let them into my building ... at night ... during quiet hours ...

I swear my gerbil is plotting a world takeover. That, or she's conspiring to kill me.

"You've got mad skills."

Sometimes my phone won't ring when someone calls. It pisses me off!

There are soooooo many crazy people in Portland (especially at night, yo).

The phone is ALWAYS ringing in an apartment that's around mine. It rings for awhile, then stops. Then it starts ringing again! It's driving me crazy!

Note to Freshies: wearing your high school letterman's jacket DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL.