This is all the dumb and funny crap I have herd people say

"Pleezzee.....I'll give you half my soul!!" - Fil

me: "Its not gunna work" David: "Yes it will I saw it on a rug"

Daria's sister:"EEEEWWWW Your not really gunna eat that fat are you? (Daria holding a hamburger) Daria:"No i am gunna put it in my boot cuz I like the squishy squishy feeling"

"I am gunna take you in" "What? You gunna arrest me for drunk driving a zamboni?"

"I dont wanna hear another word" "Sorry your honer im fat"

"Did we find the people or their caves?" - Mrs. Bushman (My Global Studies Teacher)

"I think nice guys wear their pants high" -some guys cover up for insulting a teacher

me:"What are you BLIND?" someone:"No shes just ugly"

"I'm having sex with my candycane. SHUTUP!!"- Tammy (the idiot knowit all)

"ITS PRINCESS TIME!!!!" - Giraffe boy

"If you don't want them all to die you need to kill them" - My Mom

"Well if you had a ROOF over your house!!!" - Hung

"Circles are sooooo pretty" - strange guy who sits next to me in math

"I would do shrooms if they came in vending machines" - Someone

"My name is Heywood........Heywood Yablowme" - Sarah Ingram

"Oh yeah well im gunna color green in your brazil!!" - Krystin

"I have never seen a yellow crowed beak" - Me

"Pornie pornie porn porn" - Theo

Michelle: Your staring at my chest. Me: No its just something to focus on. (camera)

"im not on drugs...I just like scooters" - Jean

"Who the hell is Paul McMartin??" - Me

"oh something just fell off my face" - me

"It cant be just fresh it has to be Fresshhhhhhhhh" - me and David

"I think I have your boobs" - someone

"Its like a walking stick of death!!" - Girl at my bus stop

"I'll just go to the rain forest and light my head on fire" - Marina

Teacher: "HEY!!" Jim: "He didnt think I could hurt him"

"Tatil Tail U R US" - Kara

"Mr. Silva! Im being beaten by a muchkin!" - Whitney

"What would make you mad? Not sharing my bread?" - me

"If someones butt is shining your obviously gunna look." - Heather M.

"Your a Bisexual Buddha!" - someone

"Member when he was a woman?" - someone

"If I hear even as much as a mouse fart..." - someone

"Hey! Nazi dogs!" - someone

"Its speed...only legal." Megan

"Fun sponge popourri-make a memory!" - my mom

"Im not eating next to that penis!!" - my mom

"You wanna be a priest? Heres your Lesbian. One Lesbinan per Priest." - me

"Heeyy you just wanna get me drunk so you can steal my drum stick!" - Adam

"Inter Steller Tits." - Mum

"Hey, Where are you taking Renee?!" "Not to the land of lolipops and lickitydoos."

"It looks like someone tied up to people, drug them and thats their ass track" - Blake

Hey...I was groping that" - Alex

"I like to touch you generally" - Jered

"Its not like I aimed and propelled" - me on throwing on on a teacher

"Please stop fondeling my nose" - me

"Heres your chance..so make like a pretend car a vroom" - me

"I wrote my name in the sand" - Alex after writing his name in my hand (my new nickname is the beach)

"Hey..Hey ice cube ears" - me

"Your dog barfing sounds like a car reving its engine" - Jered

"Join the club...the wet ass club that is" - me

"The itsey bitsey spider went up the garden hose down came the snow and broke the spiders nose" - someone

"We can go to Malaria Land" - Blake

"And while we are at it we can visit Hepatitus Island" - Jered

"Its illegal to drive with out your feet" - Alex

"Its Spray Bottle Love" - Michelle

Me: Thanks for the help.... Alex: What was I suposed do? Me: Wipe!

"You stole from mother nature and now your eating her." - Alex

"Door A, B, or C? Thats your hepatitis!" - Jered

"You can hesitate. You just gatta take your buns in your hands and throw them out there!" - Mum

"All stupid pants raise your hand." - Mum

Its a refried beanerator!" - Alex

"ITS A ONE EYED WACKEY WEASLE!" - Robin Williams

"He openly admited it in the privacy of someone else who told me." - Theo

"So if I dressed up in a green suit and fell out og a tree I would be a leaf?"