You know what?

I like this way of executing promotionals.

Fuck a scene.

Fuck a storyline.

Fuck a thousand lines of comedy.

I'll just hit the fucking point.

Maybe every now and then, I'll spice it up.

But I've got a focus.

A solemn focus right now.

It's Chris Darvin.

And since that mutual friendship bullshit is out of the way...

Let me get nasty here.

I'm glad that I've awaken something inside of you though, I mean, it's nice to see the fire in someones eyes.

I'm glad that there's a fire burning deep inside of you Darvin, it makes it that much better for me to piss all over and put the fuck out.

You think you're impressing me with your jive-talking nonsense?

Hell no, you ain't got no game, and everybody knows you're fronting.

You may have been in IWF longer than me, but that doesn't matter.

Can you see the bigger picture, Chris?

Can you see your perfect world collapsing around you?

Of course not, it will not be until you have been dealt a brutal defeat, and maybe then it will be enough.

I will deal you that defeat.

I will become the Iron Man Champion.

Because I am Iron Man Material.

Here's Some More Iron Man Material.