Welcome the the dusty archives of English Peril these are just a few examples of the nonsense that I like to regularly hand in to my english teacher, and believe it or not I have an A average in this class too. enjoy

• Guido is the one who tied a fork to his head and charged at the president.
• Kirima, who has lived in a rat king's cave for many years, told us and Eskimo story.
• Look on the map for the place where gnomes live on the top of plastic houses.
• Is this the trunk that packed 50 different varieties of mollusk-like creatures?
• That is the car that ran by and shot a ball of grease out of the tail pipe and hit my mom!
• This is Liang, and it is he who basked in your personal muck pit.
• Ahanu invited us to his home, which is infested by paper lizards.
• Do you remember the time when we destroyed many small plastic war boats with forks and spoons?
• The path, that lead to a world of happy, up-beat vampires, was steep and winding.
• I want to introduce you to Dela, a master of fighting with plastic halloween swords.
• The police chief praised Officer Kemp for hitting a bad guy with a doughnut.
• The Robinson family's business is testing the taste of many dried mollusks.
• Lottie loves running in the manner of a horse.
• Running around with weights on your head is a healthy form of exercise.
• Going to the burger place was a new adventure for John and his friends.
• Grandfather Jones likes picking prune bits out of his coffee.
• My sister jogs every morning before eating her usual breakfast of week-old grits.
• Balancing on top of a tape dispenser takes a lot of time and practice.
• One of my afternoon activities is running around with paper claws taped to my hands.
• The small dog barked after eating a patch of eroded earth.

Again, all of these were graded and hey, I got a good grade!! maybe this should teach you that cool sentences get better grades than lame ones!

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