
• The 1999 SummerSlam began with a montage of the careers of both Steve
Austin and Jesse "The Body" Ventura.
• In the backstage area, Jesse Ventura is shown telling Triple H and Chyna
that a pinfall will take place in the ring and that Chyna can be at
ringside. He explained that if Chyna interfeers then she will deal with
him.
• Earlier today, Chris Jericho is shown asking Howard Finkel if he believes
in Y2J. He explains that he needs to be punctual and he keeps calling him
Harold. Finkel then corrects him as the WWF cuts to the ring.
• Jeff Jarrett pinned D'Lo Brown *Intercontinental and European
Championships*
- After both Jeff Jarrett and Debra entered the ring, Jarrett shooed her to
the backstage becasue he did not want her interfeering in his match. An
"asshole" chant as Debra is shown asking D'Lo Brown to bring her to the
ring; he does so by holding hands with her. Jarrett began the attack after
the bell sounded in his new blue and silver trunks. D'Lo quickly took the
advantage, however Jarrett did counter many of his maneuvers. Both
competitors traveled to the outsidewhere they fought for a while with Debra
trying to help D'Lo. Brown then hit a 'lo down on Jarrett as both stayed
down on the canvas for a while. Brown then traveled to the top rope,
however he missed a moonsault-type maneuver as Jarrett picked up his guitar.
He began to threaten Debra with his guitar as Mark Henry ran into the ring
and stole it from him. Henry then clocked D'Lo Brown on the back with it as
Jeff Jarrett covered him for the pin. Debra and Henry then joined Jarrett
in the ring as all three celebrated.
• Edge/Christian Interview.
- Earlier today, Michael Cole was shown speaking with Edge and Christian who
were explaining that even though they drew number two, they will come out on
top later tonight.
•• TAG TEAM TURMOIL ••
[This is a gauntlet-type match in which a new team comes out after every
defeat.]
• Edge/Christian pinned The Hardy Boyz
- Along with Gangrel, the Hardy Boyz came down to the ring and immediatley
began to attack Edge and Christian. Matt Hardy then hit a springboard from
the top rope along with a double body-press on Christian to knock him down.
Both teams continued to destory the others with high-flying maneuvers as
Edge hit a spear from the top of the guard rail. As Gangrel got knocked out
by Christian, Jeff Hardy lept fro the top rope to knock out both Edge and
Christian. Edge then drove Jeff Hardy face-first into the canvas as
Christian hit a press from the top rope for the pin.
• Edge/Christian pinned Mideon/Viscera
- Mideon and Viscera quickly attacked both Edge and Christian as Edge tried
to fight back. Viscera quickly whipped Edge into a turnbuckle as he moved
out of the way for Viscera to squash Mideon. Edge then hit a spear on
Mideon as Droz and Prince Albert made their way out.
• Edge/Christian pinned Droz/Prince Albert
- Edge and Christian quickly knocked Prince Albert out of the ring as Droz
began on the offensive. Droz was quickly taken care of as Albert entered
the ring and hit a neckbreaker on Edge. Droz then went for a football-like
tackle as he missed and got thrown over the top rope. As Prince Albert was
about to press-slam Edge, Christian took his knee out for Edge to cover him.
After two tries, Edge and Christian won by pin.
• The Acolytes pinned Edge/Christian
- The Acolytes quickly ran into the ring and began to dominate both Edge and
Christian. Edge quickly hit a missle dropkick, however Bradshaw was able to
recover from it and bring Faarooq in. After a while of being dominated,
Edge and Christian began to take the advantage as they took care of Faarooq
on the outside of the ring. As Christian was about to hit a high-risk
maneuver, Farrooq threw him down. Christian then hit a tornado-DDT for a
very close pin as Edge used a sling-shot-type maneuver. The Hardcore Hollys
then entered ringside as Bradshaw hit the clothesline from hell for the pin.
• The Acolytes pinned The Hardcore Hollys *Tag Team Turmoil Finals*
- The Hollys quickly attacked The Acolytes as Crash was given the dominator.
The Acolytes man-handled both Hollys as many pin attempts were made. As the
Hollys argued about who would pin Bradshaw, The Acolytes picked Crash up
from behind and used their finisher on him. Both cousins then began to
verbally attack each other after the match.
• Following the match above, The Undertaker and Paul Wight were shown
walking in the backstage area. Al Snow was then shown explaining to Pepper
that everything would be OK in his match later tonight and that nothing
would happen to him.
• Jesse James Interview.
- The Road Dogg made his way to the ring and explained that he was erased
from the Hardcore title match tonight. He then issued a challenge to the
winner of the Hardcore Championship match toinght for Raw is War as the "Y2J
countdown" began.
• Chris Jericho Interview.
- After his music began, Chris Jericho was shown standing on top of a
platform by the SummerSlam enterance way. He began to explain that it was a
monumental night because it was his first pay-per-view appearance and that
he was dissapointed because he didn't think it was possible for the WWF to
make any program worse than Raw is Snore, but they did it with SummerSham.
He said that Jesse James was one of the worst performers that the WWF had
and that nobody cared about him because of the crowd's silence. Jericho
then explained that the Road Dogg is probably dislexic because he means to
say "it sucks" when he says "suck it." He then said that both DeGeneration
X and the Road Dogg sucked and that he will not let them bore the crowds
anymore. The Road Dogg then told Jericho to shut up.
• Al Snow pinned Big Bossman *Hardcore Championship*
- The Road Dogg sat down with Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler to do commentary,
however as the match started he picked up a roaming microphone and began to
do commentary for the whole crowd. In the backstage area, Al Snow is shown
placing Pepper down because he was scared to go to the ring. Snow then sat
on top of the SummerSlam enterance way and attacked the Big Bossman as he
walked out. The Bossman then began to deliver right hands to Snow as he
picked up Pepper and smacked Snow with him. Pepper was then thrown (in the
dog cage) as Al Snow smacked the Bossman with a chalkboard. Both men used
steel garage doors, crutches, etc. on each other as they traveled outside
the Target Center and across the street. Both men then entered what seemed
to be a bar as Al Snow flirted with a woman and shook the hand of a man.
Both then hit each other with broom sticks as they entered the Men's room.
Al Snow then began to choke the Bossman with a chain handed to him by a man
in the crowd. The Bossman then rolled out of the way of a moonsault as both
men continued to fight by the pool tables. Al Snow then hit the Big Bossman
with two pool balls into his balls for the pin. As Snow tried to run back
to the ring, he was assaulted by the Blue Meanie and Stevie Richards who
were doing something to Pepper. Snow then knocked both men out with a
crutch as the WWF aired one of their commercials.
• In the backstage area, Mankind is shown coming up to Jesse Ventura to talk
to him about politics. Ventura quickly began to explain that the pin had to
be in the ring and that he would not count it if it was with a chair shot or
anything else. Mankind then asked a political question as both men began to
speak. A camera then entered the Lion's Den filled with weapons as Ivory
made her way to the ring.
• Ivory pinned Tori *Women's Championship*
- Ivory quickly attacked Tori as she entered the ring as both women
exchanged blows. Ivory used Tori's hair for a good portion of the match and
choked her on the second rope. Ivory then used a big-twirl as Tori hit a
fantastic spear. Tori then hit a crossbody from the top rope and two
possible sunset flip pin combinations. Ivory then jumped on top of Tori for
the pin as she pulled down her pants and ripped off her ra in the ring.
Luna quickly ran in to save Tori and chased Ivory to the backstage.
• The Rock Interview.
- In the backstage area, The Rock took the microphone away from Michael Cole
and explained that he will kick the crap out of Billy Gunn in their match
later tonight. The crowd then began a "Rocky, Rocky" chant as The Rock
ranted in the backstage area. Following the interview, Billy Gunn is shown
bringing a shorter person through the kitchen.
• Ken Shamrock defeated Steve Blackman *Lion's Den Weapons Match*
- As Shamrock closed the door behind him, Steve Blackman took out his
knumbchucks and began to hit Shamrock with them. Shamrock quickly began to
hyper-extend Blackman's knee as he stole the chucks. Blackman then stole
them back as he began to choke Shamrock with them. Steve Blackman was then
phisically taken care of as Ken Shamrock picked up the chucks and threw them
out of the Lion's Den; Shamrock then climbed up the Lion's Den and picked up
a cane to bring in the ring. After knocking Shamrock down, Blackman climbed
the Lion's Den and brought down a pair of short kendo-like sticks which he
hit Shamrock with. Finally, Blackman picked up a kendo stick from the top
of the cage and began to beat Shamrock with it. Steve Blackman then clocked
Ken Shamrock on the head with kendo stick as he decided not to leave the
den. After he turned around he recieved a belly-to-belly suplex from Ken
Shamrock who quickly snapped. He began to pound Blackman away with the
kendo stick both on his body, and twice on his head. The bell was then rung
as Ken Shamrock walked on top of the cage.
• Test pinned Shane McMahon *Greenwich Street Fight Love Her or Leave Her
Match*
[If Shane McMahon wins, Test can no longer date Stephanie McMahon. If Test
wins, Shane has to butt out of his business with Stephanie.]
- Test and Shane McMahon stood nose-to-nose in the ring as the Mean Street
Posse's music appeared over the loud speakers. The Posse then walked to the
ring in an arm brace, neck brace, and ankle brace as Shane McMahon gave them
seats at ringside. Shane did try a leap from the guard rail, however he was
caught and slammed. As champagne was spit in the eyes of Test, he picked up
and threw Shane McMahon into the Posse. He then hit all three with a steel
pan as Stephanie was shown simling in the backstage area. The Posse then
began to hammer away and attack Test as they threw him back to ringside.
Shane then hit him with a steel mailbox, a "do not enter" sign, and a
picture of all four men. Test was layed out on the canvas as he rolled out
of the way of a corkscrew-moonsault. Test mistakenly kicked the referee as
Shane was knocked over the top rope and the Posse attacked him and threw him
on the Spanish announcing table. Shane McMahon then climbed to the top rope
and delivered a teriffic elbow onto Test as both layed spralled out on the
flattened table. After a while, the Posse rolled Test and Shane into the
ring as Pete Gas distracted the referee. Shane then climbed on top of Test
for the pin, however he kicked out at two and a half. Pete Gas then hit
Shane with a steel sign as Test covered him only to get pulled out by Joey
Abs. Rodney then hit Test with his cast as Shane was placed over for
another kick out. The Stooges then entered the ringside area as they and
Test took care of the Mean Street Posse. Shane McMahon then missed an elbow
into the steel post as Test hit a pumphandle powerslam. He then climbed the
top rope and hit a big elbow for the pin. Following the match, Stephanie
ran out to console Test in the ring as the crowd cheered.
• The Undertaker/Paul Wight pinned Kane/X-Pac *Tag Team Championship*
- Kane entered the ring with new attire as The Undertaker and Paul Wight
came out to a new style of enterance music. X-Pac was quickly tossed
outside the ring as The Undertaker and Paul Wight pounded away on Kane in
the ring. Kane then began to pound away on Wight and The Taker as X-Pac
tried to help as well. As he was gloating, X-Pac was knocked down to the
ringside floor. The Undertaker then lifted X-Pac up who was brought back
into the ring by Kane. Kane then clotheslined his brother from the top rope
as Paul Wight pulled him out of the ring. As Wight got tagged in, he
quickly dominated Kane hardly letting him get up off of the canvas. The
Undertaker and Kane then exchanged blows as all four men wound up on the
outside of the ring. As X-Pac was about to be chokeslamed, Kane ran in and
knocked him down as X-Pac delivered a low blow to Paul Wight. The
Undertaker then caught X-Pac before he could make a tag, however he was
given a low blow too. The Taker then wound up face-first into a ringpost as
Kane knocked the Big Show down into a turnbuckle. X-Pac then hit a bronco
buster as Wight got up and chokeslamed him. The Undertaker then threw Kane
into the steel steps as X-Pac kicked out of a foot-pin. X-Pac was then
tombstoned for the pin.
• In the backstage area, Jesse Ventura is shown explaining to Steve Austin
that he can do whatever he wants in the match but that the pin has to occur
in the ring. Austin then walked away from Ventura as he pondered where he
was going and why he wasn't listening.
• The Rock versus Billy Gunn *Kiss My Ass Match*
[The loser of this match has to kiss the other's ass.]
- Billy Gunn made his way into the ring as a smaller person in a dark
blanket followed him in. Gunn then whispered something to the person as he
took the microphone from Howard Finkel. He took the blanket off of a large
woman whose ass he explained The Rock would kiss when he lost. Billy Gunn
began attacking The Rock in the corner, however The Rock quickly took the
advantage with kicks and slaps. Both men traveled to the area by the Lion's
Den with The Rock delivering various clotheslines. The Rock was then thrown
into the steel steps twice as Gunn pounded away on him. Billy Gunn
continued to dominate The Rock with neckbreakers and bulldogs in the middle
of the ring. As Gunn began to gloat, The Rock hit him with a clothesline,
DDT, and a neckbreaker. The Rock almost hit a Rock Bottom as Billy Gunn
reversed it into a famasser. Gunn's large woman then rolled into the ring
and pulled up her skirt as The Rock threw Billy Gunn's face into it. He
then hit a rock bottom followed by a people's elbow for the pin.
• Mankind pinned Steve Austin vs. Triple H *Triple Threat Heavyweight
Championship*
[Jesse "The Body" Ventura will be the special guest referee for this
contest.]
- As Jesse Ventura entered the ring he explained to the crowd that he is
proud that he is a wrestler, proud that he was a wrestler, and that he is
proud to be here tonight, no matter what the news reporters say. As Triple
H entered the ring, Jesse Ventura told Chyna not to give him any trouble.
After entering the ring, Steve Austin quickly began to brawl with Triple H
who was later pulled out of the ring and onto a desk by Mankind. Austin and
Foley seemed to be using some team work, however when Mankind hugged Austin
he began to get kicked. As Triple H and Steve Austin were fighting on the
far side of the ring, Chyna threw Mankind into a steel post behind Jesse
Ventura's back. Triple H then knocked Steve Austin on his knee with a chair
as Mankind sat in a corner of the ring. As Steve Austin was trying to get
back up on the outside of the ring, Mankind hit the mandible claw on Triple
H. Mankind was then given a wishbone into the steel post as Jesse Ventura
threw Chyna out. Steve Austin then attacked Triple H from behind as both
men fought by the Lion's Den with Mankind laying in the ring. Austin was
then thrown into a ringpost as both Triple H and Mankind decided to
double-team him with kicks. Foley then missed a cannonball on Triple H as
Steve Austin continued to get his legs beaten on. Both men then began to
fight in the crowd as Mick Foley joined them. Back in the ring, Austin
began to get his momentum back as he pounded away on both Mankind and Triple
H. Triple H then caught him in the pedigree position, however he was
catapulted into Mankind who was waiting in the corner. Steve Austin then
stunned Mankind as Triple H smacked him on the back with a chair to stop the
pin. Jesse Ventura began to explain that he told him about that as Triple H
hit Mankind with the same chair. He then covered Mankind as Jesse Ventura
would not count the pin becasue he used a chair. Triple H then threatened
to hit Jesse Ventura as Shane McMahon ran into the ring to argue with
Ventura. Austin then stunned Shane mcMahon from behind as he began to give
fingers to everyone. Jesse Ventura then threw Shane over the top rope as he
screamed "that's for your old man you little bastard." As Triple H and
Austin knocked each other out, Mankind placed socko on his hand and stuck it
in Austin and Triple H's mouth. Austin then broke the hold as Triple H got
clotheslined while in the pedigree position. Austin then stunned Triple H
as Mankind interrupted the count. Mankind was then thrown on a ringpost as
Triple H hit the pedigree on Austin. Mankind then knocked Triple H out and
hit a double arm-DDT for the pin to become the new WWF champion. Following
the match, Triple H hit Steve Austin dozens of times on his knee with a
steel chair as Chyna made sure no referees got to him.