6/7/00 WHAT THE FRICK!!!! I JUS LIEK TYPED A BUNCH OF SHIT AND AOL CUT ME OFF!!! grr!!!!!!! WELL LIEK ANYWAYZ I GUESS I'LL LIE TYPE IT ALL AGAIN! OK LIKE IT'S ME PEARL AND I'M FREE FROM CHS!!I MVOED TO GREEN. WOO HOO FER ME NOT! AND POOR POOR SUGAR IS STUCK IN CHS...LETS ALL TAKE A MOMENT TO PRAY FER HER..... OK NOW THAT WE ALL DONE THAT AND U BETTA HAVE! LIKE MR YENDRICK OR WAH EVA QUIT TEACHING SO YAY!!!! AND LIKE SUGAR TOLD ME EVERYONE AT CHS IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AND BITCHY CEPT DOUG FRENCH GOT A GF THAT TOTALLY CHNAGED HIM AROUND AND DARYLL EDWARDS IS A FUCKIN MONKEY PEICE OS SHIZNIT. AND LIKE ANINME KICKS ASS JUS SO U KNOW SO WATCH IT DAMMIT. AND LIKE THIS PAGE IS GOONA BE UPDATED A LOT NOW SO COME ABCK AND SEE IT YES I KNOW THERES LOTS OF TYPS BUH SCREW IT. ALSO IF U LIKE WANNA E MAIL ME SAYIN COMMENTS SUGGESTIONS OR JUS TO TELL ME OFF AND SAY I HAVE NO LIFE THEN E MAIL ME pearl AT evil_kitty_kat@cheerful.com MMKAY AND LIKE I'KM SICK OF TYPING. BUH BYE AND GOD BLESS
UPDATESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY PEEPS THE ALL NEW UPDATE FOR MAY ARE UNDER THE OTHER UPDATES SOMEWHERE IT"S THE TOTAL UPDATE.(if u've never been to this page scroll down and read what it's about. we post updates on the top so make sure to come back and see what's new and now there's a list of the people in columbia and who they are, and some pics of them too and now there's a tour of our school enjoy!! at the bottom scroll down!!!!)
GUESS WHAT??? sugar and I are going to try aget on the Golf team. YEAH!!! and no we have not turned into cHS kids. you see this is part of our plan that we have. and guess who's the coach of the team? MR YENDREK! we're going to make his life a living hell.
Why do we want to make his life a living hell? cuz he got Sugar and Me sick by coughing on us. how rude! and also he let this pot head girl named Sara get away with lighting a lighter in class! what a jerk!!!!! now he must pay. when we join the golf team if we make it, he'll wish he'd never turned into a CHS person.
OK DAMNIT!!!! nothing happened on friday! stanky was arrested and is now in a detention home.....yeah. of course sugar and I (Misstress Pearl) did not go to school on friday. also our school actually made it on the news. The press wanted to know why our school didn't notify the parents about this and why they're STILL haveing school. GO PRESS!!!! so i guess we're going to have to wait for our school to burn up. BUMBER.
Guess what, our school has been threatened by Stanky! He's going to bomb it!!! he called some of his friends and told them, "Don't come to school on Friday because something...BAD's going to happen. his friends blurted out the news and everyone was freaking out. And our stupid principil didn't call off school! what a jerk Sugar and I (PEARL) didn't go to school on friday so we do not know if anythingh happened. will post an update about the situation as we find out more details. oh guess what, my baby (MR.YENDREK) said that we're ALL immature sense we believe in the bombing. Also just because some girl said "NO I'm going to bomb the school!" he sent her down to the office!!!! ARRGHH!!! how dare he!!!! Also, as hard as it is to say this......MR. YENDREK is acting JUST like a CHS kid now!!!!! EKK!!!! the horror!!!! WE MUST stop this from happening!!! HELP US!!! HELP HIM!!!!!!
TOTAL UPDATE!!!!!
OK THERE'S SOOOOOOOO MUCH THAT HAS HAPPENED. ok first offf mr.yendike is a bird killer he hurt a poor innocent bird. oh yeah he's also a jackass and like guess what now i have the ORIGINAL mr.yendrek coat hehe. i also have his globe, posters, books, pens, and like sugar and i totally trashed his empty fish tank and he had to clean it out so he could put the poor bird in it. he's pissed. and so sugar and i don't do any of the work and well that's it. and like ohh my god he's in the room!!!!!!!!!!!!!! die you bastard ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. well like eveyone sux and well they just do.!!!!! we shall take the bird hostage!!!! hehehehehe
UPDATE!
(FROM PEARL) Well the people who I thought WERE my friends have turned out to be complete imbisols. They cornered be infront of everyone and told me off saying quite....MEAN things that all MY true friends say are NOT true. It really hurt me though. to think that i can't even trust my friends anymore. I'm also mad because they keep harrassing me about it. And because Sugar and I have a different religion then them they make fun of it. Making fun of someone'd religion is just mean and cruel. Well if u Don't know our religion is..WICCA. aka witchcraft. we believe in all of that. Sense we do have that GIFT. And most of you may not believe in it and that's fine. But they say that we sacrifice animals, cast spells in Classes and that's only a few things they've said. In short they think we're freaks. Well that's ok because they're prudes. Screw em all. And also we'll have an update here soon about some people and other incidents but Sugar's coming over later so we'll update it soon.
FUNNY UPDATE!
hehe....I now have the same coat as Mr.Yendrek. he wore a white lab coat to school and it was the geekiest thing. The funny thing is When he left the room i was like...."I think he got a new coat!" but the thing i didn't know is that he came BACK into the room when I said that! hehe...also after i said that he didn't wear it anymore! he took it off! lol. Good for him if he was MINE which he will be hopefully I would never let him walk out of the house wearing that ugly thing! And one more thing.....the sad part of this update is i have the same kinda coat!!! AHH!! i'll have to wear it to school and be like..."Mr.Yendrek i now look like u! hehe."
PRANKS!!!!!! Now on this page there is a pranks section that will be up and running stand by for it. also the kewl thing about the pranks section is that YOU can send us pranks to do on some of the teachers and people that we talk about on this page. If u have any please EMAIL them to us and tell us your Codename, the prank, and the person or people it will be done on. thenk you!
Hello, this is Sugar and Misstres Pearl . We have come to talk of the redneck , hillbillies at Columbia High School .(C.H.S)
Now , Don't think we to are rednecks , we r not! We are aganist them , and there inbreed ways.
U must understand this is the stupidest school in Ohio !! We hate everyone!! the teachers don't even care about the student's !!
we have to spend (about) 6 hours a day with unsociable, semi-rich rednecks who would'nt know thier ass from a hole in the ground !!!!! and my poor friend pearl has to live in their hick town!!
now i guess i should explain who we hate the most. first of all we hate the teacher's the most! cuz' they r SO cranky! they hate being here almost as bad as we do.
mr.wood ,the evil demon of math , is a total bitch! he makes our live's misrable by forcing us to do pointless worksheets, inforcing stupid rule's , and basically cuz' he get's in people's face's and scream's at u for everything u do wrong!
Then there's the ever so sexsist art teacher, Mr. Difranco. What a prude. He gives the guys (mostly jocks) far better grades then us (women). And he never helps out when you need help. And he looks like a god damn pixy. With his big old elf ears it's kinda hard to concentrate on our work don't ya think?
There's also this blob at our school that's totally creepy. Mr. Walldecker is what he's called. This being is so god damn fat i swear he was on the titanic and sank it. he's old enough. and if he wasn't on the titanic he was the iceberg! everytime Sugar and I see him we always shout, "Iceberg strait a head!" not only is he really scary but he's very strict. it's like you get 5 assignments everyday and he's a total flake. he just has bad karma.
Last but not least, there is yet another total teacher from hell. This subject is called...Mr. Yendrek. (real name is Craig) he's totally best friends with Mr. Wood and I swear he tries to be like him. You know, he's like his...role model. EKK! GAG ME!!!! He has no sense of humor whatsoever and has a stick up his arse. If u say one word in his class he totally gets freaked out and he throws out like...10 people in the hallway everyday. Luckily, we have yet not been thrown out yet.
And yet this ever so bitchy man, is a total hunk. he's 24 and is supposobly engaged to a real bitch. figures, bitches belong together. Sugar and I are totally clueless about this guy because he totally pisses her off and everytime he comes near me I just stare up into his baby-blue eyes. I know I'm pathetic.
Also, two more things you should know about this teacher is....
1) He thinks if u laugh at anything you are immature. an example would be when he called these guys a threesome...haha....everyone totally laughed and he got all bitchy and kicked those 3 guys out and 2 more. Then he was like, "You all need to grow up your soooo immature. And those guys are a threesome. When 3 guys are together thats what they're called." off course while he was saying this we totally laughed even more. Then he stopped teaching us and was like, "I don't want to teach this class anymore. Just sit in your seats, shut up, and watch this movie kids." Boy, he doesn't want to teach us anymore,....big loss there.........haha
2) He hates it when people call him Steve. All the hicks at our school think he looks like Steve off of that geeky show, "Blue's Clues but he doesn't. That's probably why he's always depressed and bitchy. he goes through alot of crap everyday about it and he goes and hides in his classroom on breaks and stays in there like a hermit. What a geek. By the way, he wears this UGLY coat and we hate seeing him everyday with it on, so if u people would be so kind....give us a donation so we can save this guy from being a fashion failure...thank you
NEW TOUR THROUGH OUR SCHOOL!!!!
Welcome to our school CHS....
I know it's depressing......
Watch as we all walk into this deadly creepy building.......ahhhh
Here's a lovely pick of our transportation to school.
HERE we take a lovely trip down to the office...and they just got done redecorating the place....lovely.....
and here look...our principal is watching us to make sure we r GOOD.
Now here e walk through the lovely hallway to get to MATH...happy happy joy joy....
LOOK!!!! WE'RE HERE!!!! YIPPIE!!!!
AND LOOK HE'S TEACHING!!!!!
WE'd better leave so we don't DISRUPT THE CLASS!
Now here we go through another hallway to guess where?????? SCIENCE!!!!! HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
WE HAVE ARRIVED!!!! gee i feel like i'm in heaven....yawn....if u turn your attention to the left you'll notice the lovely dust covering the area. wait a sec... look in the corner....is that MR.YENDREK or a big pile of s*i*? you decide....
OH MR.YENDREK i think you'd better clean the chalkboard. those toxic chalks are ruining it and the smell in here is making me dizy....bang....
NOW i am afriad we must part ways with our school. i hope you've enjoyed this interactive tour. and make sure when you get home to clean your shows off that dust can track dust on the floor. and if u star to feel faint don't worry, it's just the fumes in the air. u should be fine in 2 days. bye bye....hehe
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE>>>>>>>>>
SARAH YASCONE......
BEN JEREC..........
DOUG FRENCH........
LIMPHOG............
MARTY..............
ALL THE EVIL PEOPLE IN COLUMBIA
