COOL THINGS ABOUT THE WORLD
1. At least I'm not a male praying mantis.
2. To date, I haven't been struck by lightning.
3. Meat is still legal.
4. I own nothing illegal, yet still have fun.
5. Movies in my area are affordable.
6. No commuter flights to space.
7. SETI has funding again.
8. Pavement, concrete, glass and steel still dominate civic skylines
more than trees do.
9. There is no limit on coffee's caffeine content.
10. My favorite music has yet to be moved from "Punk" and "Goth" to
"Classic Rock"
THINGS THAT SUCK ROCKS
1. People who drive and chat on cell phones.
2. International terrorists with party-specific demands.
3. Drunk drivers.
4. South Park.
5. Getting called "Sir"
6. Having to break a hundred dollar bill at 3am.
7. Racism.
8. Sexism.
9. Big SUV + small crosswalk
10. That the winter bi-athalon isn't added to high school sports.