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The Beginning

Chapter:1 - Garland

Light Warriors: *appear outside castle*

King: "oh random four people! Garland kidnapped my daughter! Help!"

Light Warriors: *walk to temple of feinds*

Garland: "Hello! My name is garland and i have the King's daughter for no real reason and i intend on keeping it that way! I shall knock you all down!"

Light Warriors: *battle ensues*

Garland: "Oh no! My 125HP has failed! I'm going under! Gack! ARG! But wait, there's more!" *Gasp, cough, spew* "NEVER!" *dies*

Light Warriors: *blink in surprise, as they are Level 1....some boss!*

The Princess: "My heroes! You have saved me!"

The Black Orb: [Grrrrr, i am THE black orb, fear my useless-ness!]

The Princess: "Here, i'll use my magic that i didn't use before to take us straight home, to the castle!"

King: "Oh my! My daughter has returned! Now then...get the hell outta my country you four freaks!"

Light Warriors: *walk across bridge they didn't notice before, credits and real game begins*

Light Warriors: *arrive in some port town*

Pirate Bikke: "Arg matey! by the looks of youz, i'd be thinking youz want a ship! Well you can't have mine! Mates! Get these here landlubbers!"

Pirates: "Arg!" *fight ensues*

Light Warriors: *victory music plays and the four do their victory stances*

Pirates: "Arg! Youz be strong mates..." *die*

Bikke: "Arg! You's got me... i'll let you take my ship. You can't miss it, it's the only ship outside this town."

Pirate Ship: [Hi, i'm an ex-pirate ship! If you press B & A together 55 times, you'll get a pointless mini-game! But i didn't tell you that cause i'm not even alive!]

Light Warriors: *Try to blink, but they remember they don't have the animation to blink*

Light Warriors: *get into the pirate ship and sail west, then south. Arrive in elfland.*

Light Warriors: *Walk into elf castle*

The prince: *Lies asleep, man standing next to him tells the Light Warriors that he was put under a spell, in typical cliche' fashion, of course!*

Light Warriors: *Deicide to go to the other elven castle to find out some well needed info. Walk north-west*

Strange King: "You are the light warriors? Please help me! My crown was stolen by some wizards and they are now hideing in the marsh cave! If you return my crown, i'll tell you were the antidote is for the prince's sleeping spell!"

Light Warriors: *Shrug, but head south to the marsh cave and head inside. After searching they find the wizards*

Wizards: "Grrr... you fools! This crown is ours!"

Light Warriors: *Battle ensues*

Wizards: "NOOOOOO!" *Dies*

Light Warriors: *Grab the crown and march back to that strange king, not thinking of classic cliche's not a bit!*

Strange King: "Mwahahaha! I am realy Astos, the Dark Elf King! Now give me that useless crown that i want for no real reason!

Light Warriors: *Boss fight begins...after cheap-ass magic used by Astos (cough, RUB, cough) they finally win!*

Astos: "Garg! Dam you!" *gasp, cough* "I refus...oh i give up!" *Dies*

Light Warriors: *Level up!*

Light Warriors: *Find a crystal behind Astos' throne. They walk back to the ship and sail around for days until they find some blind witch who takes her crystal and gives them an anti-sleep herb*

Light Warriors: *Head south, back to elfland! Once they arrive, they immeditly force feed the prince the herb and wach him choke (smileing of course!)*

Elven Prince: *cough, sputter* "That tastes like dung! Well, thx! Now that i'm awake, i relize you four are the legendary Light Warriors! I suposed to give you this key and now...YOU'RE FOREVER BANISHED FROM MY LAND!!"

Light Warriors: *Get into the pirate ship and sail around randomly for about a week until the Black Belt dies, they then toss his sorry ass into the drink and continue on for 2 more days until they find some dwarves who are makeing a canel and need some TNT. They go back to cornaria, the first town they went to and ask the King for help...*

Conaria King: *Stares blankly at the 3 warriors then speaks* "Well, since i remember kicking out 4 warriors, SURE I'LL HELP YOU! Look in the back room and there you will find some TNT, have fun!"

Light Warriors: *Walk into back room....find a locked door. They use the key they got from the elven prince and unlck the door*

Light Warriors: *Find TNT and then get on their boat and head off to the dwarves cave.*

Light Warriors: *Give TNT to a dwarf, then go outside and see nothing (dam NES and its lack of proccesing power!) except the little sqaure canal*

Light Warriors: *Sail through the canal and after an hour or so, find another town and dock there*

Random Guy: "You three look strong! Please help us! some vampire came here and wrecked our town!"

Light Warriors: *Angery walk off to kill the stupid vampire so they can get some rest! Trek through a smelly and rotting cave until they find some vampire in a room.*

Vampire: "Blah blah! I vant to suck your blood! Actully, i'll think i vill kill you instead!"

Light Warriors: *Are sumaraly pissed and the fighter, with hesitation, removes the Vampire's head. He looks in a chest behind the carcas and finds a ruby. They head back to the town for some R&R*

Random Guy: "Please help us! The earth is rotting! Go talk to Sarda!

Light Warriors: *Kill the random guy then head west towards Sarda's cave. Before they get there though, there is a Titan gaurding it. He talks about being hungry so they throw the ruby at him and run for Sarda's place*

Sarda: "Ah greetings! Huh? Oh i see! Here, take this ROD and go past the Vampire's room and find the cause of all this rot."

Light Warriors: *Look at one another in disbelif as they just looked at him....creepy! They panic, and run...ending up deep within the rotted cave.*

Lich: "The Light Warriors, i presume? Well your time here in this bleak world has come to an end! Feel my wrath!"

Light Warriors: *Boss Fight Starts*

Lich: *Cough* "Noooo!" *Dies*

Light Warriors: *Magicly are warped back to ruined town and have a glowing orb, nice!*

Light Warriors: *growing weary of this crappy broken down town (dam Vampire!), head west. After looping to the other side of the flat world, they arrive at a lone port with some town in the far distance.*

Light Warriors: *Arrive in town, are told to go into the back woods and talk to a bunch of old guys, so they comply.*

12 Wise Men: "Welcome, Light Warriors! We are 12 sages whom know of your misson to strangley appear near Conaria and then save the world!"

Light Warriors: *blinking...INEFFECTIVE*

One Particular Old Guy: "Here, take this canoe and travel to the volcano. In the volcano, you shall find Karry, the fire fiend! Go now! Save the world!"

Light Warriors: *Get into the canoe and head towards the volcano*

Volcano: *Stands tall and bellows smoke*

Light Warriors: *Walk inside a hole in the side of the smokeing mountain*

Light Warriors: *Once inside, see flowing lava. Ow ow ow...*

Light Warriors: *Are burned to the fifth degree, and find a door and a cleanly cut wall, they walk in.*

kary: "ROAR! I'm Kary, the fiend of fire! I'll burn to to cinders! Feel my Wrath!" *Cackles*

Light Warriors: *Battle begins... but a figure suddenly walks out of a blue swirling portal*

Kary: "What the... who are you!?"

Unknown figure: "..."

Kary: "Grrr, well... prepare to die mute bastard!"

Unknown Figure: *floats into the air and a large blue cicrle hits Kary, she is vaporized instanly*

Light Warriors: *Try to blink*

Unkown Figure: "..." *walks through portal, it closes*

*Cameos are perfectly legal!*

Light Warriors: *Canoe to the Ice Cave*

Light Warriors: *Find room filled with chests*

Wierd Eye Thingy: "Wassup!?"

Light Warriors: "..."

Wierd Eye Thingy: "Nah! I don't wanna fight you, just take the stone and go, k?"

Light Warriors: "..."

Wierd Eye Thingy: "Cause you kids are cramping my style! If you dont mind, a she-eye is over there and i wanna make googley eyes at her! Now scat!"

Light Warriors: *Are pushed outsde and shutter. They then go to the desert and throw the stone out into the sand.*

Light Warriors: *Watch the airship rise and they board it. They sail north and after a bitch load of questing FINALY get to Kraken!*

(Yeah, i know i skipped the rats tail and fairy... but it would take to long. Be happy with what you have!)

Kraken: "How dare you destroy Lich and Kary! For that insult i shall devour your flesh and crush your bones!"

Light Warriors: *LIT3 CAST*

Kraken: "Ow... i give!" *dies*

Light Warriors: *Yoink the orb and head off to the mirage tower. After much searching and teleporting to the sky castle, Tiamat stood in front of them, her threee heads snarling*

(Note to all: This is fight is gonna be drawn out... how else would i fill a chapter without the adventureing!?)

Tiamat: "You pitiful fools! I, Tiamat shall kill you all were you stand!"

Knight: *Draws sword, runs at Tiamat. Is swatted away like a fly.*

Tiamat: "You infidel! Now i shall eat you!

Black Wizard: *NUKE CAST*

Tiamat: "ARG! Dam you!" *Breaths deeply*

*Craig teleports right in front of Tiamat*

Tiamat: "Huh? What are you doing here?"

Craig: "Tiamat, the games memory is running low, no fire breathing, sorry!"

Tiamat: "How am i gonna kill them then?"

Craig: *shrug* "Figure it out" *Teleports away*

Tiamat: "What!?!?"

Knight: *Catches Timat off gaurd and cuts off her right head.

Tiamat: "AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!" *Scorching hot blood pours forth from the wound, injuring the Knight*

White Wizard: *CUR4 CAST, on both people*

Black Wizard: *Gets up and casts Fast on Knight, then he casts Temper on the Kngiht too*

Knight: *Flowing with newfound strength & vigor, the Knight again charges Tiamat. In a mighty blaze of swordplay he removes the two remaining heads that Tiamat had.*

Tiamat: "Da-" *The rest of her curses are garbled and choked. the hot blood is everywere and the Light warriers retreat*

Light Warriers: *Triumpantly sail away in the airship. Soon they will come face to face with the horror behind the world's troubles...*

Chaos: *Is drinking wine* "jeeze, whats taking these pitiful 'Light Warriers' to get here?"

Chaos: "..."

Chaos: "WELL!?!?"

Light Warriers: *Burst into Chaos' chamber, weapons drawn*

Chaos: "About time!" *throws glass onto floor* "Prepare to die!"

Craig: "Hey!"

Chaos: "What d yu want!? I'm busy!"

Craig: "Nothing, what about the time loop deal?"

Chaos: "Screw that! It's much to confusing, and just being some evil guy works better! Plus, the motovation is easier to get!"

Craig: "Oh, ok... carry on!"

Chaos: "Thank you!" *Jumps at Light Warriers, battle begins!*

Light Warriers: *Have won the day and saved the earth. Or have they!?*

Shadowy Figure: "Thought you've won... haven't you?"

Knight: *Shakes head up & down*

Master: *Steps into the light and is the master!* "HA! The real fight has just begun!"

Black Wizard: "We're nt suposed to talk!"

Master: "None of us are! You are all fools! I've been the TRUE evil monster since the very start of our badly engineered story!"

Black Wizard: "How is that... oops i'm talking again!"

Master: "You fools! I WILL Destroy you all! and then... Square will pay for my hell of a 8-bit life!!"

Black Wizard: "WHAT!?!?!? How can you attack sqaure!?"

Master: "They cheated us! Or rather cheated me! you all have re-apeared in some way shape or form while i got the shaft! and the newest Final Fantasy's make me sick! They MUST pay!"

Knight: "We shall stop you!"

Master: "I thought you might... so i have prepared myself! Come let us duel light Flops!"

White Mage: *Runs behind the fighter and readies himself to heal at needs be*

Knight: *draws sword from it's sheath and stands ready*

Black Wizard: *eyes glow red and begins to chant*

Master: "Have at thee!" *Runs and jumps at the fighter*

Knight: "Ugh!" *gets hit in his armored chest, falling down*

Black Wizard: "Oh maaaster?"

Master: "Huh?"

Black Wizard: "Hi-ya!" *Casts Nuke*

Master: "Oh boy, that doesn't look good!" *Begins running, doesn't escape nuke and is comsumed by it's raw power* "YAAAARRRGGGGG!!!!!"

White Wizard: "Wow, that was rather easy..." *hears something behind him* "Oops..."

Master: "Die!" *Jump kicks White Wizard in the back, causeing him to go hurtling past Knight*

Knight: "Hey! That wasn't nice!" *Charges Master with blade drawn*

Master: *Puts foot up and jumps off Knight's sword, doing a few flips and lands behind Knight* "That the best you have?"

Knight: "How?" *spins around and takes a swing at Master's mid-section*

Master: "Ha!" *Catches the sword inches from his side, with his palms* "Now it's my turn!"

Black Wizard: "Wrong!" *A fireball collides into Master's head, exploding*

Master: "ARG!" *Is thrown into the floor*

Black Wizard: "Knight, here!" *Casts FAST on Knight*

Knight: "Thanks Wiz!" *Runs at Master again, and swings down at his body*

Master: "Never!" *Catches the sword but only slows it enough to cut into his stomach an inch or two*

Knight: "Give it up, vile creation!" *puts more force into his sword, sinking slowly into Master's stomach*

Master: "AAAAHHHH!!!!" *Is cut in half*

White Wizard: "Ow... my back" *Casts CUR4*

Black Wizard: "We won! YAY!"

The End