Ah yes, the old story of love. Boy meets girl, boy falls love with girl, boy and girl marry, boy and girl have lots of wonderful children to enjoy, and life ends happy. We here at the Shack have our own little cute love story, it starts with a
Boy and 
girl
Once upon a time, the young boy Jimmy was monitoring the perimiters of the Online Shack chat, watching out for those who meant no good and would cause trouble in the land (webmasters excluded) upon his break while running for a beer, a young female rabid chinchilla stopped in thirsty from her voayge. Upon his return Jimmy was struck with love at first sight. Perhaps it was the foam from those luscious lips, or the twinkle in her red eyes, young Jimmy was taken aback. Startled he made talk with the young (or not so) chinchilla. During the conversation, the two struck up many points of common interest, Jimmy could not belive the gem he found in this rabid, yet sophisticated being. Young Jimmy then heard what he had waited his whole life for, the chinchilla asked him to wed her and make offspring that would rule the earth and cause ultimate destruction! Jimmy thought the opportunity was too great to pass up, so he rushed and grabbed his stuff and they headed off to the romance capital of the world...
Here the young groom is very very nervous, will his bride like the way he looks? Is this love? Will Tim even notice he's not at work? Jimmy was rest assured that he looks like his sexy goat self, love means nothing if you get some, and Tim is such a moron that he wouldn't notice a girl liked him if she came up and said she did. Taking a deep breath he waited for the music.
Jimmy looked and he saw the most wonderful thing coming down the aisle! 
she looked just as wonderful as the day they met, as she staggered down the aisle, it was like an angel floating to him. She got the the aisle and the next thing Jimmy remembers is saying I do. They had their picture taken 
and they were off to their honey moon! Jimmy picked a wonderful place for them to stay. The Mirage in Las Vegas!
They enjoyed the show of Sigfried and Roy and ooed and aawed at the casino. Jimmy lost much of his money, but luckily he packed away Tim's credit card! When poor Jimmy maxed out, his blushing bride bit the blackjack dealer and they stole his money, riding off into the sunset..... Hopefully Happily ever after.
~END!
