Furbish Rants!!!!!
You all may be saying to yourself... Who is this man and what is he doing on this page? Well let me explain.. Meet Bob Larson, Televangelist extraordinaire. This man goes beyond that which is reasonable for a man using Christianity to put a buck in his pocket.
You see, Bob here is a hypocrite. He marries a woman, all is well.. Until she wants kids. Bob, being the man he is leaves his wife because he doesn't want kids. Actually, kind of smart.. I'd hate to have little Bobs running around the earth. So he dumps his wife, marries a younger woman, and moves into this expensive house in Denver, over 1 million dollars spent on that house! And where did he get that money? From the open wallets of the poor brainless suckers who follow him. Bob has a radio show, don't ask me where, I'm not hunting for that garbage! He also has his own show on the TBN (The Brainless Network) Monday from 11:00-11:30. After reviewing his show, I decide he would be a better fit on Comedy Central! On every show he asks all the people who have been raped, incesed, blah blah to stand up, and what happens? The whole crowd stands! Then Bob picks someone out of the crowd and performs an exorcism for all of us to gawk and stare at. So after he finishes the routine with Boomshaka the Hindu spirit of evil ways and sheep, he then tells you to buy his crap, usually consisting of a set of tapes, a book, and a video. Over 100 dollar value (Must be some odd currency exchange) for only 45 bucks. Save your soul people! For only 45 dollars! Learn how to release yourself from Satan and find out the trickery behind Halloween! Allow Bob to deliver you from the gates of hell to the gates of heaven! Or take it from me... Change the channel, and help stop Bob from delivering your check from the gates of your house, to the gates of his bank. Ladies and Gentlemen, Bob Larson is an icky icky man.
- Tah-Dah
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