Meet the Crew

This is me, Tim... I'm the man who has brought this whole thing together... I guess you could say I'm the glue in a symbolic type of sense thingy... Anyways, I am a fun loving guy who enjoys eating junk food... In fact, my goal is to have a heart attack when I'm 20! (That's just a joke =P ) I enjoy wrestling, especially the WWF and ECW, and I love a little bit of heavy metal, and a hell of a lot of SKA. Now, I hate it when people piss me off, I hate WCW wrestling (Eric Bischoff is the wrestling equivalent of a Stalin), and I hate getting up early!!!!!!!

This is Jimmy, he is the assistant webmaster of this site. Jimmy is a very fun loving goat, he enjoys grass, Monday Night Football, and Adam Sandler. He doesn't like it when people pet him the wrong way, treat him like a coat rack, and he doesn't like Baywatch. Jimmy handles the things I won't touch on this site... The things like research and all that. He's pretty smart for a goat. Favorite Food: Grass Favorite Song: Ode to my Car Favorite activity: Beating Jehu at Tic Tac Toe Favorite thing about life: Being a goat (he says it just kicks ass)
This is Jehu.... well, actually it isn't because Jehu isn't a black box with the words picture unavailable. Let me explain, Jehu has a certain fear of cameras, something about them stealing his wallet or something... Anyways, Jehu is the smartest man alive, he's the advice guy of the chat and he handles other odds and ends, like giving Jimmy his bath and making sure Jimmy has fresh water in his bowl. Jehu enjoys Bruce Lee flicks, Poke´mon, and the Cleveland Indians. Jehu does not tolerate people who want to touch his head dress, door to door salesmen, or Art Modell (The day the "Ravens" moved was not pretty here) Favorite Food: Pita with lots of curry (we call it the Heartburn Hotel) Favorite Song: Cleveland Rocks Favorite Activity: Playing the newest song on his guitar for Jimmy Favorite thing about life: The fact that he knows that he knows all
The newest edition to the Onlineshack family is Tah-Dah the Furby. He's a gutsy little fellow who tells it how he wants no matter how many death threats he may get. This cute little fella's job is the opinion columnist of the site. In other words he takes all the heat. He likes to sleep, enjoys old war stories, and he loves pissing off people. He hates people who think he's too cute, he hates the holiday rush, and saps conformend to the mainstream government beliefs (whatever the hell that means). Favorite Food: Just push his tongue and he don't care Favorite Song: Loser by Beck (he says it symbolizes his neighbors) Favorite Activity: Pissing people off Favorite thing about life: That no one suspects the Furby....
So Jimmy finally got lucky. This is Rabid Chinchilla. She is the bearer of evil offpsring and frequent stalker of the all knowing Jehu (see above) She loves raunchy reruns of Three's Company, the zesty aftertaste of 8 fl. oz. of Fresca mixed with a pint of vodka, Woody Allen movies, oy, and the *M*A*S*H* theme song, and the rampant odor of a fresh pile of goat feces in the early morning hours. She hates Woody Allen films (she says they mean something, but no matter how much she watches she never sees it.) Puff Daddy and the whole "family", the chunks left over in the salsa after she's eaten all the liquid, and she also hates the violence toward SPAM being practiced in many countries. Favorite Food: Gouda Cheese Favorite Song: My Ding-a-Ling or Aquarius, Let the Sunshine in Favorite Activity: Sweatin to the oldies. Favorite thing about life: The most intellectually stimulating quote to ever be uttered: "If ya like what ya see, say pimpin' ain't easy!"

Email: tpacdudley@hotmail.com