Jehu Arrested! CLEVELAND, Oh.(AP)–– Today, the notorious Animal Hustler was arrested. Tony Nelson Randolph was taken into custody in his Cleveland apartment last night. Randolph has been sought by police for seven years. Among the crimes committed by Randolph is prositution of farm animals, 3 counts of domestic animal abuse and First degree murder. "Hell if I know how the hell it happened, I just know it did." Carl Forgins, Cleveland Police said. Forgins has been working on a case since 1995 where a man was found dead in his Buffalo, NY home. Nathan Dames, 29, was found dead amongst what police called a strange, grisly, yet slightly humorous and touching death. Police say the crime involved a pair of women's stocking hose, a vacuum cleaner attachment, a waffle iron, two buckets of ice, a five iron, and a stuffed buffalo. Police had no leads, except for one witness, a Badger named Crunchy who Randolph assualted with a spoon at the crime scene. However, the victim was too distraught to testify and hung itself with a licorice rope before investigation could take place. Police were lead to Rudolph after a domestic dispute call. Police found Rudolph passed out in a drunken haze. At the scene, police found numerous reciepts with the name M. Daniels, who purchased many "favors" from sheep from Mr. Rudolph. After running a search on his background, police didn't realize what they had. A fingerprint I.D. revealed Rudolph as the Animal Hustler who had been prostituting poor farm animals since 1992 as a side profit. After cuffing Rudolph and finding a tied up distressed chicken, police found evidence relating Rudolph to the Dames murder. "He had pictures of the crime scene in his closet." Forgins said. Rudolph had evaded police by living under the alias of Jehu Nahapassad. A kind and amiable Indian. He even found employment with a low key smut ring website. "What kind of sick, disgusting, perverted, twisted, inhumane, cruel, unjust, wretched, despicable human being would hire this man for an advice column? Only the dumbest in the world." Forgins said. Rudolph was arrested and taken into jail. 
As of press time, police were still trying to get answers out of the man, but nothing has come out. A trial date has yet to be set.
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