Welcome to Finhead's little corner on the internet. Welcome aboard, and remember...<br> <b>trespassers will be violated!!</b>

Welcome to Finhead's little corner on the internet. Welcome aboard, and remember...
trespassers will be violated!!

Well, it looks as if I'm going to be online for another month. Thanks Prodigy. Those of you who know me, know that I'm a cheap-ass where online services are concerned, so I'm only online when it's free. For now at least, or until I get a real job. Let's all cross our fingers that that never happens!
Well, anyway, let's have a little fun.
Once I get a little time on my hands (ha!) I plan on adding some more of my writing, but it won't be mandatory, so you'll only be able to preceed at your own risk, so to speak.




Thanks, and now back to our regular programming.
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Thanks for playing along tonight.
Y'all come back now, hear?





The Top 10 Reasons Jimmy Buffett Can't Be President:




10. Can't use that "I didn't inhale" excuse.
9. National Security problems with bubba taking Air Force 1 our for a spin.
8. No waterbed in Lincoln's bedroom.
7. Couldn't move the capitol to Florida.
6. Might have to confess what really happened to Marvin Gardens.
5. Strong opposition from the mobile home contingency.
4. Would have to cancel concert tour to deal with crisis in Bosnia.
3. Michael Utley as V.P.
2. Too many statues in Washington D.C. for Delaney to talk to.
1. Two words: Hush Puppies.















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