Hiya.

Love me.

As you can probably tell, I have way too much time on my hands. If you'd like to know anything else about the creator of this lunatic website, read on . . .

I am faster than a speeding wombat. I can jump moderately tall things in a single bound. In my spare time, I save other galaxies from imminent doom. My future goals include taking over a small country and instituting the worship of gaffer tape, or I may just go to USC and major in Production. I am formerly of Richmond, VA (read: the middle of nowhere), but I now handle my mafia business from USC's lovely campus in the ghetto. Despite being a supermodel in disguise, I have an evil aura which frightens away members of the opposite sex. Raspberries to them, anyway (pbbbth).

That is all ... for now.