Synopsis: Sir Wantsalittle, the story’s protagonist, stumbles upon a time-travel-remote device as he is walking in the countryside, just outside of Camelot. The time-travel-remote unit has a label that reads “If found, please return to: Willie C. Light; 50 Showmeaway—2; Feelgreat, California.”

Willie C. Light, a Hollywood stunt-double and a novelist and a time-machine inventor, gives Wantsalittle a crash course in World History, before the 24-year-old knight embarks on a quest to become more virtuous—to feel and act like a king. After a week in Hollywood in the year 2007, Wantsalittle borrows Willie’s larger time machine (a 2007 Corvette) and begins his wacky but enlightening journey into time. God, who appears as a clone of Jessica Simpson, provides Wantsalittle with guidance (food-for-thought messages) along the way. In addition, Wantsalittle falls in love with Willie’s daughter, Marilotta Light.