What would happen if you had 78 dwarfs to role play with? This is what has happened to them in the past.
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78 dwarfs walk into a room.  The floor collapses.

78 dwarfs are created on a character sheet.  Purple Portal Dice kill them.

78 dwarfs attack 78 dwarfs.  156 dwarfs die.

78 dwarfs fight one white rabbit from Monty Python's Holy Grail. 78 dwarfs die.

78 dwarfs walk onto a ship. The ship sinks.

78 dwarfs are re-submitted on a character sheet.  Purple Portal Dice kill them.

78 dwarfs shoot arrows. 78 dwarf arrows get reflected by Purple Portal Dice, 78 dwarf's die.

78 dwarfs walk into a cavern, they don't look around, and are killed by shafts on the ceiling.

78 dwarfs try to get jobs. 7 of them are hired by Disney. 71 dwarfs are left unemployed.