11 people were hanging on a rope from a plane. 10 were blonde, 1 was brunette. The rope starts to give, so they decide someone has to jump. So the brunette gives a really touching speech about why she should jump instead of one of them. After her speech, all the blondes start to clap...
One day a blonde was walking with a brunette down the road. The brunette saw a dead bird. Then she said "Hey look,a dead bird". The blonde looked up in the air and said "Where?".
A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to
help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the
side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer
at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright.
The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy
was in the same spot, still by himself.
Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The
boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling
she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here
alone?"
"Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the fucking
goalie."
Ok, there were three girls. One was a blond, one was a brunette, and the other a red head. Anyways, they escaped from jail and as they were escaping, the came across a farm. Well they decided to hide in the loft. When they got up to the top, all they found were 3 gunny sacks to hide in. So they all hid in one. An hour later, two police searched the farm and found nothing. The chief police told his officer to check in the loft. He did as told. 2 minutes later, the chief went up to see what the other man had found. He said, "All I found were these 3 gunny sacks". "Well kick them to see whats in them." So he did so.
He kicked the first one, which had the brunette in it, and she said, "meow". "Its just a cat".
He went to the next one, which had the red head in it. Kicked it and heard, "Bark! Bark!". "Its just a dog".
Then he kicked the last one. No sound. Kicked it again no sound. Then the red head wispered to the blond, say something! He kicked it again and heard, "Potatoes!!".
A blonde is walking along some train tracks when she sees a brunette jumping from track to track saying " 21...21.....21" and the blonde thinks that looks fun so joins in "21.......21....21" a train comes and the brunette jumps off and the blond gets hit. The brunette gets back on the tracks "22..22..22"
