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Yep, beer is good.  But this has a story behind it.

One day I heard something about beer, and I thought, yeah beer, that's what I want.  So I asked my mom if I could have a beer.  She said no.  I was only 17.  Most days afterwards, my mom would ask "What do you want to drink?" I would always say "Beer."  It's been an ongoing thing for 3 years now.  I drag that phrase with me everywhere.  People at work ask me "Do you want anything from the food court?" I say "Beer".  They say no, but hey, I tried.

For my 18th birthday, my friend got me a big-arse bottle of Budwieser beer.  It sits on my dresser along with some green beads my dad got me on St. Patricks day. Also we got a Budwieser lunch bag at Sea World. Can't miss the words "Budwieser" written in black on a red bag. I take it to work. Sometimes. And my latest beer-item conquest....a fat momma jamma can of Fosters. Now they know how to make beer cans.

Homer's Beer Song - DO RE MI DRINK

DOUGH... the stuff that buys me beer

RAY..... the guy that sells me beer

ME...... the one who drinks the beer

FAR..... a long run to get beer

SO...... I'll have another beer

LA...... I'll have another beer

TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer

And that will bring us back to DOUGH...


The Beer Prayer
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, ( I will be drunk)
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,

Barmen


 






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