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I'm back, the Joke of the Day is back, and License and registration please... has a new feature, the Link of the Week. Scroll down to find it.

Fellow Americans, after eight years of partisanship, scandal, and disgrace in the White House, we finally have an opportunity to change this country for the better. Join me in voting for George W. Bush in November. I should point out that my endorsement of Bush and any other opinions on this site are mine and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the Lane County Sheriff's Office.

Haga clic aquí para leer la Licencia y registro por favor... en español.

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Yes! I now have a new picture up at the bottom of this page!

From left: Cadet Jeremy Fifer, Lt. Jeff Norton, Deputy Cliff Harrold, Lt. Ryan Lane, Deputy Fred Swank, Sgt. Levi Yandell, Cadet Marion Allmendinger, Cadet Jenny Tinsley, Sgt. Mike Smith (me), Capt. Wayne Dorman

Greetings, and welcome to my website. I'm known as LCSO_927 and Johnny Law in the StudentCenter chatroom. My real name is Mike Smith, and I'm a 19 year old gentleman hailing from the great state of Oregon. I'm a law enforcement major at Western Oregon University in Monmouth. I'm also a cadet with the Lane County Sheriff's Office in Eugene, Oregon (hence the name, LCSO, and 927 is my badge number). Above is a picture of some members of my cadet post taken in January 1999.

Yep, that's me standing next to that gorgeous car. If you look close, you can see a model of the car on the hood.

And the view from the rear. Isn't that a beautiful engine?

These are pictures of my beautiful car, KILR VW. The pictures were taken at a car show during the summer of 1997. The pictures are a little faded, the blue is actually a little darker. It took my dad and me two and a half years to restore her. She's powered by a 1776cc engine built by Small Cars Unlimited in Eugene, Oregon.

My new picture, as promised, taken on November 26, 1999.

Thanks for stopping by. Since you made it this far, you might as well go ahead and sign the guestbook. I'd do the same for you.

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I thought these images were cool, so I decided to let everybody know what the weather is like in my area. Monmouth is my college town. Eugene is where my parents live, and where I do my sheriff stuff.

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We all know the reason you come to my site is to read the Joke of the Day. The idea is for you to check it every day. So do yourself a favor and bookmark this site now. Thanks. And don't forget to check out my exciting new Link of the Week page.

The Hunger Site ~ Click here to make a food donation to the UN World Food Program. You donation is paid for by corprate sponsors, so it will cost you nothing. There is no easier way to help those in need.