A place unique in its ideals;
who knows why Gorpie's room appeals
to guests who ask what Gorpies are?
(Regs ready up feathers and tar.)

Midnight Gorpies do not care
if when you type there're typos there.
Caveat: the clueless couch
may already be occupied...(ouch!)

Some extreme sleep deprivation
won't cause Gorpies aggravation.
It just leaves more time for chat!
Midnight Gorpies is where it's at!