The State of the Non-Scorers Club v. Jason D

Part Seven: Scott's decision

The trial is near its end. All that is left is for Scott to make his final ruling. Scott eventually finds in favor of the state. He says that one lie can lead up to bigger lies, so it makes no difference how smart Jason is. Justin and Jason don't like the decision, and attempt to object the judge's ruling, but it doesn't work. In the end, Jason loses, and Scott delivers Jason's sentence.

Jake: Just don't take long. I don't know how long that tape lasts.

Scott: *From his chambers...* Ooh, baby, yeah! Woo-oo!

Jake: He's probably going to go in there and have sex.

Scott: Okay, I just wanted you to all know that I'm back.

Justin: So did you have fun in your small---?

Scott: Okay, I'm back.

Jake: Oh, yeah.

Justin: Okay, good.

Scott: The defendant-- er, sorry, I don't do that yet. Okay, I have heard both things--

Justin: Oh, wait. All rise. You have to rise--

Scott: Get your ass(64) up! 'Cuz you have to rise for-- I mean, in the court.

Jake: I'm not really supposed to, but I can.

Jason: Kiss my ass(65).

Jake: Sit up! Get up here, bitch(66)!

Justin: Get up! You have to owe him that.

Scott: I have heard both lawyers thing-- statements and all yadi yadi yada and all their evidence.

Jake: I think I should win because I have the biggest dick(66).

Scott: An-and I-I'm sorry, but--

Justin: I have the biggest ass(67)!

Scott: --I feel that the relavence of whether he's smart enough to come up with this stuff or whether he was embarassed about all that 'cuz he left stuff out, I believe that is--

Jason: Embarassed, my ass(68)!

Scott: That has no bearing on the case.

*Jason and Justin begin moaning and then quickly stop...

Scott: Because... and, uh, just 'cuz a small lie...

Justin: We have pubic hair!

Scott: That will-- hey, man! I got DNA testing, too! *pounds gavel* That is-- overest-- anyways... Wha-now, 'cuz, from one lie... he has a pattern of lying. No matter how small they are, they can lead up to bigger lies. So I feel... I am in favor of the state. *pounds gavel*

Jake: Woohoo!

Justin: Objection, your Honor!

*Everyone begins talking and yelling at once...

Jake: You can't object to a fucking(69) judge's...

Scott: The defendant will rise--

Justin: Objection, your Honor! Because that doesn't have any relavance!

Jason: Can I call a star witness?

Scott: No, no! Your, your, no your case had no bearing because you kept saying whether his truth-- it don't matter if he's intelligent enough because one lie can lead to another, bigger lie.

Justin: He doesn't have the intelligence or the creativity to do it!

Scott: It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter because one lie can lead up to another thing and pftt! Pop into your head. Bang!

Jason: If you heard it from her would you believe me?

Scott: No.

Jake: Uh, no, because you've had time to tell her all of this.

Jason: I haven't talked to her all week!

Jake: Well, we don't know that.

Jason: I haven't talked to her all week! You can ask her!

Scott: It don't matter. I don't -- That doesn't matter; it's proven. I'm sorry, but I must rule for the State, 'cuz they brought stronger evidence and the defendant will now rise for sentencing.

Jason: I'm calling her and having her --

Jake: Hey! Did you hear that bitch(71) up there?

Scott: The defendant -- the defendant will now rise for sentencing.

Jason: Kiss my ass(72)! I'm sitting down!

Scott: Get your ass(73) -- get your fuckin'(74) ass(75) up there!

Jason: God damn it, ya ho!

Scott:

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