"Ha ha ha! You are in my power. The 'Dark Side' of the Non-Scoring Force has already consumed you. You stand no chance of turning against it. Don't fight it, young human. It's too late for you. Now, go forth and spread the word that the 'Dark Side' of the Non-Scoring Force is absolute! You cannot disobey me; you are forever mine, just like all of the other weak spirited humans! Mwa ha ha!"
NOTE: The Non-Scoring Staff would like to thank the Emperor for his, uh, kind words. That's all he would say, however, because he's under contract with LucasArts and LucasFilms. We wouldn't take him too seriously, though. He's lots of fun at parties. Well... we think so, anyway.
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