1. This factory is so clean that even turtles are able to live in its
exhaust pipe which emits steam
as its waste, this steam is cold steam because its heat is taken and
used for additional energy.
2. This factory makes its own power and its own product, it donates
eleventybillion dollars each
year to the “turtles are the turtles to be saved” fund.
3. If you accidentally hook a turtle while fishing and believe
it can be saved please call 1-800-
DIAL-FMP if you find a dead turtle please call the same number immediately
Turtle time will
respond and attempt to save the turtle through a painful procedure
called talunging.
4. The largest of the sea turtles such as the loggerhead can grow
to be more than 400 pounds
under ideal conditions. They can grow to be over 5 ½ feet
from the tip of an outstretched head
to the tip of its tail.
5. There are more than 100 types of turtles most of which are
salt water turtles. Some turtles
grow only to be a half pound while the heaviest weigh in around 300,
a good reason to be
aquatic.
6. The loggerhead Sea turtle like many other sea turtles will
lay it’s eggs on the beach at night
after digging a narrow deep hole for safety. The eggs will be
poured out at a slow and steady
pace until all eggs are lain. A nest may consist of 20-120 eggs.
7. Turtles have been around since the dinosaurs, and are truly
adept at surviving the changes of
each age, but the industrial age is something that came too quickly
for the turtles to adapt to.
This new factory has a strange interior so complex anyone who saw it
would die. This interior is
the reason the factory can send off steam as waste.
8. Turtles are the best... you can poke em and prod em and they
just keep walking (note: some
turtles may...nei WILL bite you) Turtles are the turtles to be saved
will not be held responsible
for any future turtle attacks.
9. Turtles main diet consist of evil animals or animals with shells.
They will eat crabs which
have shells in one bite without chewing. They also eat fish that
hide in the reefs which are evil.
10. Long long ago god made turtles and the turtles nested eggs,
these eggs hatched to be the
worlds animal population. Turtles made man and beast alike and
later invented the Bar-B-Que.
After many years of giving to the world the turtles began to die.
This factory has been specially
designed for turtles to be attracted to. Instead of coal or gas
this factory powers itself off of what
turtles are thinking, so long as the turtles are happy with the factory
it will run, if ever the turtles
become saddened with the factory it will no longer be powered and shut
down.
11. The actual size of the factory would actually be almost 4
times larger than the display I hold
here and only have 1 clean smoke stack not a clean one and a dirty
one. The factory requires 12
security guards at all times and has enough excess power to run a 20
watt bulb for up to 3
minutes an hour.
12. The technology to build this factory rests within the chosen
turtle living somewhere in the
north pacific. There are currently 2-3 ships searching for the
chosen turtle and expect to find
him in the next 4-6 weeks.
13. When making a financial deposit to the “turtles are the turtles
to be saved” fund please keep
in mind that you have a choice. You may send your money toward
medical supplies for turtles
OR you may send your money toward hunting down and killing whales.
Whales are a grown
turtles biggest predator and deserve to be shot by whale hunters.
14. This factory on average captures and takes care of about 30
sea turtles a day, while it
captures more than 200 Tortoises a day, the larger ones are stripped
of their shell and sold as
meat, the smaller ones are put into incinerators. What will become
of the turtles close and evil
cousin the tortoise? They’ll be dead soon!
15. If you would like to inquire about where you can buy tortoise
shells please contact the
“Turtles are the turtles to be saved” fund and make your order via
credit card. You will have to
specify amount, colour, shape, and weight and allow 2 weeks for delivery,
please note that all
shells are fresh off their tortoise host and may not be properly cleaned.
