Naked umbrellas swam silently past.
A nuke named Duke rubbed my leg in a cast.
A monkey, a bunny, twenty three gorillas.
Eating tofu and watching COPS with Godzilla.
One ton of delicious eggs in a bun.
A swimsuit of Jell-o pulled out a gun.
A car went by with Jerry Mathers as the
Beav.
Oh, my big toe, you know I really have
to pee.
Flying high with my wheelchair in the park.
Wandering slowly, dancing in the dark.
The blind man said "Don't get your panties
in a bunch."
The cat in the hat had another sip of
punch.
Santa sleeps soundly with seven small sacks.
A cheese wheel on fire. Now take off your
slacks.
Don't let a drunk chimpanzee pop your
yellow balloon.
Close your eyes very tightly and you'll
see me soon.
Rub a dub dub. Don't drive a Toyota.
Happy are those who know Abe Vigoda.
Pavement is not empty. A clock is not
a man.
Don't ever have dinner with a devil named
Dan.
Win one free table. Throw snails at the
mole.
Miners aren't whiners 'cause they've got
the coal.
Cheaters in a furnace can make your coffee
glow.
Don't change the channel. Please stay
tuned after the show.
Bend over backwards. Batman smells like
fries.
A carp, a harp, sir I don't want to die.
Pebbles and medals, you're not ready for
them yet.
Tell the evil Frenchman to either call
or bet.
Marx and Lenin, what a wonderful pair.
Drinking leg wax will not remove your
hair.
A guy as dumb as a hat hit a hole in one.
Chew on a bag of hammers. Do it just for
fun.
I like you but you smell too much like
geese.
Wash your hair or I'll telephone the police.
Put out forest fires and remember this
advice
"Never buy a monkey if it has pubic lice."
